User:SeventhBase
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Ideas that surely hold importance somewhere
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- Chris seems to punctuate his sentences with "YAY!" to indicate his joy, in a manner typical of a retard and/or manchild. (Special Ed on Crank Yankers did this a lot). A search will confirm this. This has been noted several times, and this attribute creeps into his creations, notably his fiendish hellspawn. This mannerism should at least be on par with the Stress Sigh. Other candidates to document this include Slow-in-the-minds and Autism.
- The Random-Access Humor Quiz expects the player to know specific answers to complete non-sequiters without any sort of reference, i.e. read crap in Chris's head. In other words, it's not random AT ALL. Essentially, its purpose is self-defeating, but probably explained by an autistic mindset.
- The Seventeenth of March seems to hold some major significance for Chris, nearing February 24th in importance.
- It is not only the birthday of Patti-chan (1988),
- but also the creation date of the Sonichu character (2000),
- as well as his canon birthday (1988 AGAIN),
- Ivy's purported birthday (1992, but we all know why that's the case),
- Sonichu's wedding anniversary with Rosechu (2006, most bafflingly, although it DOES coincide with the day Sonichu reaches legal age, but Rosechu remained underage),
- and the day of the purchase of his Life Upgrade (2006 AGAIN).
- It also happens to be the date that Chris was kicked out of Grace Baptist Church and transferred to Wesley Memorial (2008),
- as well as the exact date he decided to threaten Tito (2010), although with that also being the 10th anniversary of Sonichu, it just might be coincidental.
- Just how significant is this date? Has GodBear arranged the fates so that much fail surrounding Chris occurs on St. Patrick's Day? Or does Chris have some bizarre fixation on this date, like he does with the name "Reginald"? Or is this user just seeing patterns obsessively?
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