User:MasonXIX
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I was only introduced to the Chris-chan this year. As I have the Assburgers, I have noted some very real similarities between myself and Chris. However, in many other ways, I am his inverse. I am a strong, free-thinking, smart and talented STRAIGHT gentleman with an Iro (Irish 'fro) and badass muttonchops.
In the future, The Mason shall defeat the Chris-chan in glorious combat, and shall lay waste to his army of Sonichus. You shall see.
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities. |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
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JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
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Pedofork This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks. |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
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Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes. |
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |