SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD
SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD is the debut album from Chris's second "band", Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It was leaked on 12 November 2011, although it is thought to have been produced some months before, taking into account his numerous shout-outs to Jackie.
The songs are typical Chris fare on here, featuring bad sound quality sounding like it was recorded while he did a parkay, and monotone vocals that lack the emotional vocals of many of the singers of the album.
Tracks
The album consists of fourteen songs in total, all of which are cover versions of other songs. Unlike on the Hedgehog Boys albums, Chris doesn't change the lyrics to be about him and his electric abominations; instead, he does covers of tomgirl-themed songs, changing the lyrics only when he thinks they'd make him sound gay. A number of these songs make mention of Jackie.
| No. | Title | Original Song | Stolen From | Subject |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "Man I Feel Like a Woman" | "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" | Shania Twain | Tomgirl, Jackie |
| 2 | "I Know What Boys Like" | "I Know What Boys Like" | The Waitresses | Love Quest |
| 3 | "If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man" | "If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man" | Bonnie Tyler | Homos, Tomgirl |
| 4 | "Truck Driver" | "Truck Drivin' Song" | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Tomgirl |
| 5 | "Girls And Boys" | "Girls and Boys" | Blur | Tomgirl |
| 6 | "Rebel Girl" | "Rebel Girl" | Bikini Kill | Tomboy, Love Quest |
| 7 | "You Think You're a Man" | "You Think You're a Man" | Divine | Lars? |
| 8 | "It's Raining Men" | "It's Raining Men" | The Weather Girls | Homos, Tomgirl? |
| 9 | "Raspberry Swirl" | "Raspberry Swirl" | Tori Amos | |
| 10 | "Johnny are you Queer" | "Johnny, Are You Queer?" | Josie Cotton | Tomgirl, Homos, Bob? |
| 11 | "Boys Boys Boys" | "Boys (Summertime Love)" | Sabrina Salerno | Love Quest |
| 12 | "Boys Boys Boys v2" | "Girls, Girls, Girls" | Mötley Crüe | Love Quest, Jackie |
| 13 | "CWCALICIOUS" | "Fergalicious" | Fergie | ? |
| 14 | "Thriller" | "Thriller" | Michael Jackson | Jackie |
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