Imaginary family

This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (sister).

Crystal depicted as a My Little Pony character

Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.

Around the age of 21 ages 7 to 9, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a boyfriend-free girl (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in Sailor Moon - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).

Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.

Early justifications for Chris's Love Quest stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more honest in wanting a girlfriend so he can get laid or prove he's straight.

See also

• Chandler (extended family)
• Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)