Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles
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Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks.
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his failure to adjust to adult life.
The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover, which in itself breaks innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii; that it should absolutely nevAr be made for the Hex Bawx.
Notorious from this game is how it expresses Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a Sweetheart and having children.
Referrences made on boxart:
- 4-cent garbage symbol underneath CWC's foot
- B-Manajerk's helmet from subepisode 4
- Merried Seinor Comic's sword arm from subepisode 4
- A Delicious Wooden Badge referrenced on the cover of issue #4
- That weird purple thing is Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc's codpiece from episode 14
- Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover
- The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the Robotnik medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in episode 5
- Chris's Gitar of Fail
- Chris's car with a Sonichu license plate.