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Stardate 05 March, 2010
Made By Me
Subject Matter Chris
Video Type Parody
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The Contents of Lyrics and the Eerie Similarities with Chris's Condition

You may be wondering what the fuck that title means. Allow me to enlighten you.

While I was listening to the song "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer, I encountered this lyric:

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes

Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

When I heard this, I started to recall the qualities of Chris that matched those lyrics. I don't think that the members of Slayer have telepathy or foresight, and I know fully well that they wrote this song specifically about the necrophiliac serial killer Ed Gein, but the images of Chris that are conjured up when I hear this are almost too hard to ignore. Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, I shall perform an analysis.

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes: The first part refers to the creepily childish way he draws smiles on his characters, which are similar in appearance to the letter J. As was stated in the Chris and art article, most children stop drawing their smiles this way by the time they enter the first grade. Chris never made this leap in development. His body keeps growing older, but the growth of his mind has been stunted. The second part of the lyric refers to Chris's creepy stare. Due to his autism, Chris has a hard time with making facial expressions and reading the facial expressions of others. With these factors in mind, it always looks like Chris is up to something sinister because his expression almost never changes.

Lose all mind control rationale declines

Lose all mind control rationale declines: This refers to how Chris is becoming even more insane as the years go by. To be fair, Chris never really had that much mental stability, what with believing that cartoons characters are literally real in an alternate universe. However, it seems that with every new "sweetheart" that Chris encounters, his actions become even more irrational. One of the earliest instances of his mind's decay was when he made a picture of himself in his Sonichu form having PandaHalo sign a contract with her blood. With every new sweetheart that Chris encounters, he appears to be more committed to them than the last one. Chris performed some of his most absurd displays during the Ivy saga, including the April 16 Fetish Vids and the Bunny Hop video. The comics themselves also exemplify Chris's descent into the endless void of insanity. When Sonichu first started, it was a simple, childish story about the adventures of a copyright-infringing creature named Sonichu. As the comic progressed, we saw Chris destroy an officer's home simply because he was arresting Chris for being creepy, shoot out a man's kneecaps out of petty jealousy, destroy an office building simply because the people inside were being mean to him, and this all culminates to the point where he executes four innocent people in the most gruesome ways he could imagine simply because they made a series of satirical comics based on Sonichu. Only time will tell what other bizarre and scary acts Chris might do if his mental deterioration continues.

Empty eyes enslave the creations

Empty eyes enslave the creations: This line alludes to Chris's God-like reign over CWCville. Since he is powerless and insignificant in the real world, he is omnipotent in his fantasy world. In the realm of CWCville, he is the alpha and omega. He is the judge, jury, and executioner. In his world, he is, was, and forever will be, supreme. Since Chris has no understanding of character development, it is impossible to know what the creatures in CWCville think of their ruler. As my friend MoarLurk has pointed out, it's likely that the creatures shower Chris in admiration out of fear, because they know that if they show any form of dissent, they will be exterminated by Chris personally. Chris may see himself as a kind and benevolent ruler, but the evidence proves otherwise.

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Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

Of placid faces and lifeless pageants: This refers to how uncomfortably cheerful and happy the town of CWCville appears to be. It's like the Inverse Silent Hill. Instead of being a dark and desolate town filled with hideous creatures, it is a bright and cheerful town filled with hideous creatures. As was speculated before, the cheerfulness is a facade, for the citizens live in perpetual fear in the shadow cast by the town's dictator. The lyric also refers to the fact that every single hero character in Sonichu is a one-dimensional Mary Sue. Since he has no creativity, every hero character that Chris creates is a reflection of himself. The characters have no depth, no life. They only exist to fulfill the fantasies of their creator.

I'll finish this later.