Chris's Last Will and Testament

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Chris's Last Will and Testament, titled by Chris as IMG_0176.MOV, is a video will produced by Chris and uploaded to his Google Drive in the evening hours of 6 August 2020. Chris, under the possession of Sonichu prepares to leave his belongings to MKRNightVee and Kai/Kevin Fairchild in the case of his death or disappearance to dimension C-197.

Background

A CWCki editor released the video by making a page on this wiki with the following text:[1]

August 6th 2020 cwcs new best irl and d&d friend has cwc isolated in a discord server. Luckily one of cwcs close friend's got me in the server out of genuine concern (thanks) which after watching this video you too may feel a similar unease. Caution: Intense & sad. https://drive.google.com/file/d/185tEr63kYq_oa64y8ojQF-jZ4o-5nNeY/view?usp=drivesdk

Link to the server with Kai & cwc. https://discord.gg/WvAQErG

For the record the power's to be were warned about Kai/Kevin Fairchild; To be fair fact is on paper cwc is legally an adult. Regardless Kai has already taken money from cwc for 'groceries' and 'raid shadow legends' purchases. Kai/Kevin has gotten cwc into Egyptian Myths Kai even claims he's married to the goddess Isis to name one. link title Source <img src="content://com.samsung.android.memo/file/d7faf221-a884-d146-0000-0173c768367d" orientation="0" altText="Screenshot_20200806-185241_Messages.jpg.png" width="608" /> Ongoing..

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Transcript

[Chris is sitting at a desk in his room with the camera on it, showing him from his shoulders up.]

Hmm, hello, this is... Hello! This is Sonichu in... [takes off glasses] the body of mama, Christine Weston Chander Sonichu. Ok, Chris-Chan Sonichu.

Anyway, I am recording this, as a video will, with my Rosey-Rosechu standing next to me, for in the oca- for in the event, anything happens to me, [points at himself] in this, one body, that belongs to mama Chris-Chan, if anything happens, including, the very likely fooo, vanish from this dimension, this body and me? And, this house gets left behind, and, anything else that happen- that transpires in this timeline, before the timeline changes, I wish to hereby, bequeath, all my remaining posse- all- of the remaining possessions between mine- and mama's that are in, and aro- this household, a- within the area of this Temple...

I relinquish all- I will relinquish all that, to- Meghan Kathleen Ringo, who lives in the state of, Washington [Nervously licks his lips]... so, simply, she will- simply, sh- had to be sure to come, to help, sort things out, and shf- if she feels like it she can move in and help- as well, but that's a whole 'nother thing. That's a FAN going gle-gle-gle-gle-gle-gle the air conditioner just died out, so [shrugs] I had to take that as a sign.

Uh, anyway- aside from that, um, also, another note- that's set, but I would also- like to- also- help out around the house, who lives here within the state of Virginia, one, Kevin Fairchild, who lives in Fisherfield, I'd like him to- Barbara! You're gonna let him move in! You're gonna let him move in, he's gonna help you with any remaining things, and artifacts within this house. And, Meghan you'll have to work with him as well, he's very genuine, very kind, I believe you both will get along very well.

And this, will definitely work out because you know me, I'm going, into C-197 [Points to C-197], our alternate dimension, and I'm gonna end up, uh, powering up this body unlocking its- all of its alternate forms, and everything, ahm, you know me I'm a little bit [Shrugs right shoulder suggestively] this BRAIN IS SO DISORGANISED!!! [Bangs the side of his head with the heel of his hand], so body-language isn't exactly syncing up with times, but yeah- anyway, everything goes to- everything of, Chris- everything of mine and Christine Weston Chandler Shonichu's [Makes hand gestures], they go to, Meghan Kathleen Ringo, and, I want Kevin Fairchild to come and move in, as well, because Barbra's gonna need as much help as possible, on the event that this house, this Temple, this- stays behind, while, if the event that I [Points at himself] suddenly vanish, without this house [Adjusts hair] and leaving it and everything else behind, and in this case also, all being obvious, this body will not stay behind because it's ONE AND ONLY it's, one and only, the eyes, linked to this one brain! If you you only knew, the camera, 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0... of everybody else, the TRUE first person perspective.

So many things in my mind, so please, pardon me if I seem a little bit erratic, but... This is my, last video will, and testament, on behalf of, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, who was born as Christopher Weston Chandler, to Barbara and Robert Chandler in this dimension, in this timeline. I'll leave you all with that, and, the attorney, who will handle the, case and all that, and, helping, them at all, or, anybody else helping, with the situa- with the situation and all that, so, thank you.

References

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