Imaginary family
- This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (sister).
| “ | You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal. | ” |
| Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip | ||
Around the age of 21, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a boyfriend-free girl (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in Sailor Moon. So it's yet another concept Chris has ripped off).
This most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. One can only imagine what Chris would do with his "God-Given Daughter" if she was ever born, but the result would be very frightening to say the least.
Early justifications for Chris's Love Quest stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more honest in wanting a girlfriend so he can get laid or prove he's straight.
In a conversation with Chris's ex-gal-pal Kacey's dad, Chris revealed that he had the "prophetic" dream about Crystal when he was seven to nine years old. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also won't happen). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body, and somehow deliver her into the world.
While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to stress and autism, this could also suggest that Chris has some gender identity issues, which typically begin in childhood.
During the conversation with Kacey's father, Chris also implied that he may intend to spell the name "C-R-I-S-T-L-E":
Dad: You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne...
Chris: No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense?
Dad: It's still pretty close.
Chris: It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.
It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter.