My Little Pony
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My Little Pony is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).
The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.
In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right...
According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?
A My Little Pony heavily resembling a green Rainbow Dash, one of the most common of the new line of ponies, appears in The Wedding Comic.
| The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Original | Chris' "Own Creations" | TCG? In My Ponys? | Notes |
| Pony in Seaspray Pose | Cheroki-Chan | ||
| Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | Camo-Flage | ||
| Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | Camo-Flage | Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration. | |
| Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | Squall Metal Alchamest | ||
| Pony Cutie Keen Bean | Crystal | Conmemorative Pony of Crystal, Chris future daughter. | |
| Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose | Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior | ||
| Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose | Ty Game | ||
| Ponies Toola-Roola (right) and Meadowbrook (left) | Bee Riana | ||
| Pony in Sunny Daze Pose | Educait | ||
| Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Honeysumerah | ||
| Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Modest Manna | ||
| Pony in Beachberry Pose | Linnhadey | ||
| Pony in Beachberry Pose | Federico | ||
| Pony in Diva Pose | Bottom Beck | ||
