User:Beat
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
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Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris. |
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CWChronology Iron Cross Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3 |
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Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail. |
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Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia. |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
I'm Beat! And right now I have lots of important drinking to do!
My to do list
I'm gonna reformat every Transcript with a conversation EVER.
Even when it's Chris talking to himself.
Especially when it's Chris talking to himself. The videobooks are Nigh-on incomprehensible.
Stuff I did
Uhhhh...
- I think I kicked off Chris and Remorse. Too bad it kinda sucks.
- I remember writing most of Death threats when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
- I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of Chris and English. That said, Speech impediment and Chris and writing kind of make it redundant.
- I wrote some nonsense for Chris and music, mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
- A list of famous people who sent Chris letters.
- I wrote the fist draft of the main Asperchu article.
- America, Fuck yeah.
My letters to Chris
- The Man who was Thursday, on literature.
- The Screwtape Letters, on making people do stuff.
- Milton Bradley, on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
- G.K. Chesterton, on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.
I'm gonna babble about TVTropes here or something
So Chris actually has a pretty big following on TVtropes. Their page on Sonichu links to us all over the place, which means their information is generally as accurate as ours is.
He's actually started infecting other pages of their wiki as well. I was reading about this fantasy novel series one of my friends told me about, and it described one of the Characters as "hates his virginity on Chris-chan levels." It didn't even link back to the Sonichu page. Somebody put that in there under the assumption that if you were on TVtropes, you knew at least the basics of Chris's existence, that he's a virgin and he's not happy about it. No frame of reference required.
While I doubt that everybody who browses the site is as well versed in his life and antics as we are, that sort of universal recognition is pretty impressive.