Fridays After Five

You know he's straight because his bra says so.

Scaring children away since 1999.

Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. Chris was video recorded there, enjoying real life for once.

Chris sighting

Chris trying to pick up a boyfriend-free girl.

On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan (YouTube name 0ArchieBunker0) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his PokéWalker.

At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "WANT WOMAN!" on with permanent marker. It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal.

Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head. If you look closely, you can see a small bald spot emerging.

Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential sweethearts, mostly severely underage, Chris spent his time at the event drawing flipnotes on his Nintendo DSi and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of CWC Fighter.