Magical Man

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In late February 2010, Chris made several videos involving an unknown person, most notably the Magical Man Potion video in which this man portrays Chris's alter ego. As one of a select few people to be filmed inside the Chandler household, and the only one outside of Chris's immediate family, this "Magical Man" has been the subject of intense speculation.

The Magical Man's identity has never been established, and remains one of the more mysterious unanswered questions of the Chris-chan saga. Originally it was believed that his appearance would herald the beginning of new epic misadventures for Chris, prompting heated speculation about his motives and plans. Since he never appeared again, the matter became completely trivial. However, since Chris's trolls have become autistic by gluing all of their attention to computers, it's hard to let things go at that.

Appearances

His presence was first felt in Chris's 23 February address on the eve of Christian Love Day. Chris quotes from Independence Day and talks about an impending "personal change," foreshadowing his next video. Chris would later deny knowing where the speech was copied from, claiming that it was written for him by his friend.[1] At the time, though, there was no major indication of anything special going on. The video is of noticeably higher quality than Chris's usual shit, and the camera is clearly being held by someone rather than being set in a fixed position, but a troll happening to notice these things might chalk it up to Chris wasting money on a new camera and getting his mother to hold it for him.

The troll world collectively shit bricks, however, when Chris later uploaded Magical Man Potion, a skit in which he plays a mad scientist who concocts a Jekyll-and-Hyde potion. Viewers expecting Chris's "Buddy Love" to just be himself in a shitty costume were astonished to see a rather handsome man, wearing similar clothes as Chris and quoting Beetlejuice. That Chris could successfully recruit someone to appear in one of his videos, or that a troll could successfully infiltrate his sanctum sanctorum, captivated the imaginations of trolls everywhere.

A third video, PS3 Tutorial for my fans, saw Chris show his PS3 menus to his mystery guest, who filmed the whole thing. Throughout the video the man feigns interest in every stupid thing Chris shows him, and he later begins panning around the room to get footage of the stuff plastered on Chris's walls.

Identity

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You will never know who this guy was and it doesn't matter.

Chris has received relatively normal guests on his birthday before, so it's not impossible that Magical Man is an innocent family member or acquaintance who happened to bring a camera and let Chris use it. However, his interest in filming Chris's room indicate his true motives as a field agent trying to go where no troll had gone before.

In trying to make sense of Magical Man, many quickly jump to the conclusion that he has to be someone we've already heard of, such as Liquid Chris, Alec Benson Leary, or the field agents who participated in Chris's Big Night Out or Rollin' and Trollin'. On several occasions[2][3] Chris has forgiven and tried to befriend enemies when he thinks he has made them see reason, so it's not impossible. Short of analyzing Magical Man's face and voice with fancy CSI computers, there is no way to prove he is not any of these people to the satisfaction of every single troll.

On 02 March 2010 Chris announced that he had made peace with Alec and that Alec had given him an Asperchu medallion, which is believed to be the same medal the mystery guest was wearing in the potion video. This strengthened the case that Magical Man was in fact Alec, burying the hatchet with Chris in person. However, this was debunked when the 25 February phone conversation between Alec and Chris was released, in which their relationship is still quite chilly and Alec doesn't know what Chris did on his birthday. Most likely, Chris had received the medallion in the mail prior to his birthday, and it was totally unrelated to Magical Man until it came in handy as a prop for the transformation.

Today, the only consensus about Magical Man is that anyone who knows who he is chooses not to disclose that information. If he is still active in the trolling community, he evidently has no interest in taking credit for his accomplishments or exploiting his relationship to Chris.


  1. Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9:"Well... I remember that movie, I saw it only once, and I did not know that those, that those lines came from that, that speech was actually written by a friend of mine."
  2. Brutal Legend Plus: Chris refers to Liquid Chris as his friend.
  3. CWC_Blog#14 March 2010: Chris lists Vivian Gee as one of his gal pals, in spite of their past differences.