The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail
The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail was introduced in Sub-Episode 7 of Sonichu #4, wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading jerkops. Numerous Trolls and Encyclopedia Dramatica pointed out that the clumsy artwork make it look like Chris was sucking on a big, fat phallus, playing on his deeply-rooted fear of becoming a homo. In the version posted on CWCipedia, Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw to look slightly less retarded:
It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth...
1> Is his mouth wide open?
- If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it, unless you have vacuum lungs.
2> Has he drawn himself with massive niggo lips?
- Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that he's wearing lipstick now.
Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.
