User:Chris-Chad
Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy. |
Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane. |
Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. |
Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants. |