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Charlottesville branch of Wal-Mart.
(Say "Hi" to manager ScotPalazzo should you ever visit).
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Future Site of the Ruckersville Wal-Mart.

Chris's rather shit anagram for Wal-Mart in his comics.

Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in Ruckersville sometime mid-2009 late-2010[1], So look forward to many more overweight autistic loitering and soliciting, Jerkop related lulz and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders.

References in the Comic

Chris chronicles his expulsion from Wall mart in Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4. In Chris' fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the Manajerks as Super Chris-Chan Sonichu alongside Darkbind. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but what because of Chris' refusal to leave, or stay away, the Wallmart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.

These events are reprinted in Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2 were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris' interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block Heart Torch to summon his identical twin sister Crystal Weston Chandler (not to be confused with his future daughter, dubly named Crystal Weston Chandler). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Chrystal lunch.

B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk appear once more in Sonichu 7 as part of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

Sauces