Minor Family Members

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It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jonathan, Christian, Bob, and everyone's favorite, Yawning Squirtle.

Chris's family has several minor family members which aren't important enough for their own articles.

Carol Suzanne Chandler

Carol Suzanne Chandler (born 07 July 1969)[1] is Chris's half-sister and daughter of Bob Chandler.

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "Geinus" [sic] and "wiz". She won the 1988 Mathematics department McShane award at the University of Virginia.[2]

Carol attended Providence Middle School.[3] Later, she was in Phi Beta Kappa. She earned a Ph.D. and is working for the federal government in Washington D.C.[4]

David Alan Chandler

David Alan Chandler,

Call 1-900-DOCTORB.
The B is for bargain!

Dr. David Alan Chandler is an ophthalmologist in Richmond, son of Bob Chandler, and older half-brother to Chris.

Very little is known about him apart from Chris had an eye exam with him on 06 January 2004 and that Chris wasn't aware that he had a daughter by the name of Savannah, making him an uncle and his parents, grandparents.

Suffice to say, this is further evidence that the Chandler family bonds can only be described as "strained" at best.

Diary Excerpt

January 6: Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist, and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my current frames. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.
Christian Weston Chandler

Jonathan Carey

Chris's cousin?

Jonathan Carey[5] is Chris's cousin, who was married on the last weekend of June, 2009. He lives in Red Oak, Virginia. It can be assumed Jonathan is the son of Uncle Raymond. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy Mays.

June 2009 Wedding Photos

Savannah Chandler

Savannah Chandler is Chris's niece and daughter of David Alan Chandler (Chris' half-brother).

Virtually zero information on her exists other than the fact that she was eight years old as of the very first week of 2004, which would mean she was most likely born in 1995 or possibly in the first week of 1996.

It's assumed that Chris has never met Savannah, as he has never provided any further information about her since his aforementioned January 6, 2004 blog entry about him discovering that she existed.

Uncle Raymond

Uncle Raymond is Chris's uncle, and presumably Jonathan's father. According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the brother of Snorlax, making Jonathan her nephew.

Aunt Herriet

That's pretty much all we've got.

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