User:Manwithoutabody

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The Maple Leaf Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags.
Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.
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This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.
A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
Warrior Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.
HAM! Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Strange Canadian person. Sent the "10 Reasons" email in Mailbag 48, and a similiar email to Alec Benson Leary, who compared both lists in Mailbag 52. I'm quite proud of getting the assist, as we say in hockey-obsessed Canada.

Also, it's worth noting that I'm demonstrably descended from the Boleyn family, though obviously not from Anne. Then again, there's a good chance that you are, too, if you've got any ancestry in Western Europe.

To me, Sonichu is like "Manos" The Hands of Fate: unspeakably awful, yet somehow fascinating. Chris himself is the Hal P. Warren of my analogy, a self-satisfied, talentless bully who is frequently covered in shit (although in Warren's defense, he was a professional fertilizer salesman, whereas Chris is just too lazy to bother with the toilet). Characters like Bill, Yawning Squirtle, and Bouldrer-Dropping Whale are like Torgo, strangely likable and incredibly high. And Clyde, Liquid, Alec and Tito? Well, they're Tom, Crow, Joel, and Mike (in no particular order). It would be funny enough without their commentary, but with it? Utterly priceless. Vivian is Gypsy.

You can read some ramblings of mine here. I'm also writing an ongoing piece called Afternoon, which I hope you like.

I also created the following relevant videos, as well as a host of irrelevant ones, mostly revolving around My Inner Life.

CWC the Volcano Does Not Approve of Homosexuals Using AXE
CWC Gets a Phone Call from Walter Grisby
Dramatic Reading of The High School Story
Samples from the Poetry of Christian Weston Chandler, including Hard Love Quest, Valentine's Day Hymn, and Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu