2007
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The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.
The second half of the year 2007 show some important developements within Christians life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, Christian discovers a satyrical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Christians person in 2008.
Events of 2007
- February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
- February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
- February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
- February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday. He releases his "future message".
- March 6 - Christian's brother Cole Smithey begins to ask him about his parents.
- March 6 - In an e-mail, Cole Smithey claims to have been abused by Bob and Barbara Chandler.
- May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.
- June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
- June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
- June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
- June 29 - Christian makes his PaRappa the Rapper video and enters PaRappa the Rapper Contest .
- July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
- July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
- July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
- August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
- August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
- August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
- August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Nintendo, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
- August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest.
- August 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for "touching" her.
- August 10 - Nintendo responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
- August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having cofessed his love to her.
- October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
- October 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for being too pushy.
- October 19 - Christian shows hostile behaviour towards a friend of Megan.
- October 20 - Christian apologises to Megan for his hostile behaviour. He blames it on his homophobia.
- October 26 - Christian is photographed at the Game Place playing Pokémon.
- October 31 - ED page on Chris-Chan is created. (according to Christian. According to the history it is created a bit later)
- November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
- November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
- November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
- November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
- November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
- November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
- November 10 - Christian makes an account op ED, and starts editing the article on him.
- November 11 - Christian uploads drawn nudes of himself and the Sonichus as a protest against ED.
- November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.
- December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".