Clyde Cash
| “ | Yer butt's gonna be in trouble | ” |
| Barbara Chandler on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! | ” |
| Chris on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | Then the dragon stood on the sand of the seashore. I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns, seven heads, and ten royal crowns on its horns. On its heads were blasphemous names. | ” |
| The Bible on Clyde Cash | ||
Clyde Cash (DOB: THE FOURTH OF JULY) is the older brother of Ryan Cash who decided to take vengeance against Chris after his brother killed himself. He is currently the leader of The Miscreants
Panda and Julie
His first act was to rape Panda but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal.
Clyde stalked Julie and began throwing demands to Chris such as cleaning his room. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.
The Website
He posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net.
As ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay only to be refuted. He then told him to make a video declaring his straightness. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site.
Striking again, he worked with a troll and got rid of the domain.
Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of Panda, he managed to gain access again.
Chris, still being resilient, bought SonichuandRosechu.com. With the help of Julie, he managed to gain access yet again.
As Miyamoto
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Threats from Chris
On March 27th, 2009, Chris posted several threats directed at Clyde. Chris has threatened to "STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!" and that he "WILL PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!" if Chris ever met him in real life.
Three days later, Chris posed another video, in which beat a helpless clown doll senseless while making threats towards Clyde. Chris implies that Clyde will be "DEAD" as well as his ED page. The enraged man child reiterates his threats that he will physically harm Clyde if they ever met in real life.
Then, hours later, in his dramatic "YouTube Finale" Chris treated to punch Cylde's lights out again, even in a police station.
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In the Comic
In the comic Cly(de) is a villain working for Mary Lee Walsh, apart from capturing Ivy and getting into a fight with Chris because the comic he has only appeared on Chris's Music video it is unknown how Clyde has been portrayed apart from living in his mansion and having a slander ray.