Difference between revisions of "User:Byzantine/sandbox"

From CWCki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(Rework.)
m (Trying to continue making this page)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{protip|Have you "discovered" a new Relic of Fail? Make sure it's considered a relic under the [[Talk:Relics of Fail#A Taxonomy of Fail|the Taxonomy of Fail]].}}
[[Image:ChrisPoster01.jpg|thumb|One of the Photoshop posters which Chris freaked out over.]]
[[File:ChrisSkywriter.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]


The '''Relics of Fail''', also known as '''Christorical Artefacts''', are several items that Chris places significant emotional value on. Most of the fates of these relics are unknown following the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire at 14 Branchland Court]], but several relics, including the [[Sonic Totem]], the [[Megatron Pistol]] and the [[Crumple-Lope]] are confirmed to have survived, with others likely to have escaped serious damage as well.
{{quote|Crap! They may have hired a Skywriter.|One of Chris's hilarious responses to the campaign.}}


==Classics==
It was May 2012, with Chris’s impending trial of [[28 October 2011]] coming up soon, a few users of the [[CWCki Forums]] joked among themselves about starting a poster and flyer campaign to get Chris convicted on 2 [[June 2012]]. Little did they know they were being watched, as Chris often browses the forum obsessively,  he thinks that this campaign is actually [[TRUE and HONEST]], leading to hilarious [[Twitter]] and [[Facebook]] posts as he believed that he had just discovered a major troll plot.
[[Image:Chrischan sonichu medal.jpg|thumb|[[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion, Mark 1]]]]
[[Image:TG8.jpg|thumb|[[Plush Breasts|Plush Breasts]]]]


* [[The Classic]] - Chris's famous blue, white and red rugby shirt. Formerly thought to have been destroyed during the fire of 2014, Chris later rediscovered it in a damp and grimy bag of clothes, and put it up for sale on eBay after "restoring" by cleaning it the shirt and poorly patching it up. It was badly damaged beyond repair, and was later presumably thrown out by Barb.
Not only his responses to the campaign are a good example of how [[naïve]] Chris is, it's also interesting to point out that how just '''''a few''''' posts in a forum could cause Chris to view the [[trolls]] as people with costumes, armed with weapons. When he expects his friends (or in his point of view, ''imaginary personal army'') to help him to handle the situation, what does he do? Just stay indoors and play his [[PS3]]. Moreover, when one of his currently best friends, [[Anna McLerran]], tried to save Chris from his paranoid delusions, Chris just ignored her and continued to whine about the obviously fake campaign. Which shows how Chris treats his friends.  
* [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|''CWC on TV'' DVD]] - A DVD composed of many home videos among other things, such as his [[Song of Christian]].
* [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]] - Apparently convinced this counts as a real guitar, Chris is often seen with his beloved ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' controller in attempts to look cool. It invariably has the opposite effect.
* [[Pedo-Glasses]] - Have you ever noticed how most [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and rapists in composite sketches wear these kinds of glasses? Yeah, don't think too hard about that.
* [[Son-Chu]] - Chris's beaten old station wagon. Has been replaced four times over the years. Also appears in the comic as one of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]].
* [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|''Sailor Moon'' Poster]] - Chris used this poster to keep himself [[straight]].
* [[Li'l Chris]] - A stuffed bear created at Create-a-Critter Workshop.
* [[Clown Doll]] - A harmless-looking clown doll, significant in that it often bears the brunt of Chris's fury in his many rage videos. Its hat was bitten off by him at [[Sign Destruction Video|one point]].
* [[Fapcup]] - A plastic cup used by Chris to collect his [[semen]] for [[recycling]].
* [[Megatron pistol|Megatron Pistol]] - A toy handgun Chris uses to [[Death threats|threaten]] his most hated [[trolls|foes]].
* [[Plush Breasts]] - A pair of fake breasts often seen in his videos, possibly used as a sign of heterosexual virility and as a [[mass debating]] tool.
* [[List of toys|Other miscellaneous toys]] - Too many to count; can be seen in Chris's videos and photographs cluttering all over his room. The most notable ones have been listed in this article.
* [[Sex toys]] - Lots and lots of sex toys, including sex dolls, a vibrator, a dildo, a penis pump, a [[Un-clit|strap]] from the dildo, anal beads, penis rings and two Fleshlights.
* '''[[Autism papers|Autism Papers]]''' - Presumably papers detailing Chris's exact psychological diagnosis. While a psychiatric survey from [[2004]] has been procured, the original papers documenting Chris's diagnosis are currently locked away in a filing cabinet in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] room. The papers are currently presumed missing after Bob's death and the house fire of [[2014]].
* '''Transcripts and Report Cards''' - Chris's transcripts and report cards, to verify whether if he was indeed on [[honor roll]] and to what degree his claims about his high school grades are true.  


==Love Quest==
==The Beginning==
[[Image:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|[[Son-Chu]]]]
{{quote|If ANYONE can be where they are talking about to stop them and/or destroy their posters, please do. Making their plot public will likely hinder their enthusiasm and give up the plot, but JUST IN CASE.|[[Chris]]'s initial response to the campaign.}}


* [[Attraction Sign]] - A relic of days past when Chris had not yet been told by his mother that soliciting using a sign made him look retarded. Many versions existed, [[Mary Lee Walsh|most were destroyed]]. The most recent sight of this to date was at [[Fridays After Five]].
{{quote|I just read their responses; I am getting mixes signals. The earliest response post quoting my screen caps stated that it was a ruse, but after that, they are talking about still going ahead with the plot for real. Please keep your eyes open if y'all are in the mall or Rio Hill.|Another initial response by Our Pet Lolcow.}}
* [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] - An odd-looking creation, though more original than most of his works. Born of [[Pixelblocks]], it is used in the comics to summon his twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]].
* [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - A short tract produced by Chris and given as a birthday gift to his [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. The document chronicles the lives of its two title characters and the (almost non-existent) relationship they had while depicting them (and several of their friends and family) as Sonichu characters. The tract's current fate is unknown, although it is more than likely to have been thrown away by Sarah shortly after receiving it.
* [[Medallions of Fail|Medallions]] - Hunks of Crayola-brand modeling clay fashioned into the shape of Sonichu's head, among other characters' heads. Once believed by trolls to be the source of his power, though they were swiftly corrected when Chris began showing off the Amnyfest Ring to show that his videos are true and honest. Chris eventually began production selling new medallions on [[eBay]] in [[2014]].
*Letters to sweethearts.
*[[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|Condoms]] - Never used correctly, Chris once used one that Mia Hamm purchased.
*[[Ohio_trip|Receipts from Ohio trip]] - Chris bought some food from Sonic on the way to Cleveland.  


==Apparel==
On 15 May 2012, after seeing the posts on the forum, in Classic Chris form, all Chris could think do was go on to Facebook and Twitter and scream at his friends to go do something about it, expecting them to handle the situation.
* [[Amnyfest Ring]] - Since the Sonichu medallions were stolen, Chris has claimed this [[Chris and English|mysteriously]]-named high school ring is the TRUE source of his power. He has since put the ring up on eBay, claiming his true source of power is within himself.
* [[Medallions#Sonichu_Medallion|Sonichu medallion]] - A medallion Chris crafted himself from Crayola Model Magic which used to store his power to transform into Chris Chan Sonichu, before it was revealed that it was actually the above ring.
* [[Anime Wings]] - A pair of women's hairclips that Chris got at [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]. For some reason, Chris felt the need to incorporate them into his comic.
* [[Belt Buckle of Fail|Belt Buckle]] - Not a very well-known relic, but nonetheless extremely amusing.
* [[Magic stones]] - Chris owns some quartz crystals which he can store energy in and get more energy out from.
* [[Chris_and_fashion#Custom-painted_shoes|Sonichu Shoes]] - Chris' shoes that are painted with Sonichu colours, Jacob Sockness purchased the first pair when they were worn out.


==Gadgets==
[[Anna McLerran|Anna]], one of Chris's friends, replied:
* [[PS3]] - Chris's life upgrade, and arguably one of the biggest drains on his [[monthly tugboat]]. He went through [[The MovingForward videos|two PS3s]].
{{quoteboxred|Christian, have you considered contacting NBC-29 about all this? They can run a news story on you and expose the truth so that any lies that are attempted to be spread are shot down immediately.}}
* [[PSEye]] - The window through which trolls can catch glimpses of Chris and his day-to-day life.
* Apple Products - Chris likes Apple, and owns a lot of their products.
* [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] - Yet another drain on Chris's tugboat. He, in typical fashion, decorated it with images of his flagship character and his own face.
* [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Homemade CDs]] - Chris has made a life out of burning homemade CDs with his own crappy artwork on it. The most notable ones are ''Christian's Favorite Hits!'', which saw the birth of everybody's favorite [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], and ''[[Three-Quarter Woman]]'', a CD supposedly made for his [[sweetheart]] [[Catherine]], but in reality was [[Chris and his ego|all about him]].
* '''Tracklists to Chris's other homemade CDs''' - Of Chris's CDs, the only ones whose tracklist information is publicly available are ''Christian's Favorite Hits!'' and ''Three-Quarter Woman''. Some of these CDs could contain very interesting information, including ''Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & [[Sarah Hammer|Sarah]]''. Like the other CDs, virtually nothing is known about this disc and its tracklist; its existence and the date in which it was made are attested solely by a [[:File:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|drawing]] from Chris's [[Scrapbook]].
* [[Pokéwalker of Fail|Pokéwalker]] - A Pokéball-shaped pedometer originally packaged with the [[Pokémon|''Pokémon HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'']] versions, recolored in the image of one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]].
* [[Nintendo|Wiimote]] - Like the PSP and ''Guitar Hero'' controller, this poor Wiimote has been decked out in Sonichu colors and was used in Chris's attempts to get [[Miyamoto]] to make him a video game.
* [[List of Chris's games|Various video games]] and their respective consoles - Thousands of dollars have been spent on them, most of it right from the pockets of either his parents, or American taxpayers. Chris one time sold some of those games and consoles to [[Snooky's Pawn Shop]], where they were later obtained by [[Clyde Cash]].
* [[PS4]] - Chris' current main gaming console and is also used to make the majority of his videos.
* [[Nintendo Switch]] - Nintendo's latest gaming console, and given to Chris by enablers.
* [[Xbox One]]
* [[Fitbit]] - A gadget to help Chris get healthier.
* [[Computers#Laptop_computers|Gaming Laptop]] - A laptop that Half Life 2 has probably still not been played on.
* [[Nintendo|DSi and 3DS]] - Nintendo handheld consoles that Chris has used for [[Flipnote Hatena]] in the past.
* [[Commodore 64]] - A very old gaming console that Chris believes he is the goddess equivalent to due to [[Idea Guys]] influence.


==Art==
As Chris is getting more paranoid since he was trolled, he actually thought that some of the trolls are employed there. He even contacted his lawyer, Rob Bell, about this.
* [[Scrapbook of Fail|Scrapbook]] - A three-ring binder containing all of Chris's comic pages and other drawings.
{{quotebox|The media will not be any help, especially since some of the [[Trolls]] ARE employed therein and/or have greater influence that will ONLY make matters worse. I have informed Rob about this, and I am certain his influence will be greater recognized where applicable, and he can offer more ideas for a solution.}}
* The [[Crumple-Lope]] - an envelope residing in the Scrapbook of Fail that stored torn-up remnants of Chris's most-regretted drawings. Even after the 14 Branchland Court fire it still happens to be intact.
* [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Oversized Drinking Straw]] - Even the simple task of drawing a straight line to depict a drinking straw evades Chris.
* Original hand drawn copies of Sonichu - That are superior to all forms of digital artwork, since they don't have the original pencil markings. Nobody can copy Chris' hand drawn style, no matter how hard you try.
* [[Sonic Totem]] - A demonic looking papier-mâché Sonic that Chris made, and appears in few videos. It has since been [[Sonic Totem and More|sold]] for $1,500 on [[eBay]].
* [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' issue]] - A lengthy homemade issue of ''Nintendo Power'', crafted to show Sonic ditching Sega to join [[Nintendo]] and revealing a little bit of what Chris wants in a [[Sonichu (game)|''Sonichu'' game]].
* [[Lego|Lego figures]] - Chris had created Lego minifigures which are made to look like the people in his life and his original characters.
* [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Manchester High school lego building]] - Chris spent many hours creating his high school out of Lego which is estimated to have cost him $1,000 if all of the LEGO sets were purchased at retail price.
* [[Sonichu_Amiibo|Amiibo of CWCville characters]] - Chris has modified Amiibos- figures of characters from Nintendo games- to look like his original characters.
* Gift Basket of Fail - In a [[:File:Virginbreaker.png|private facebook note]], Chris said that he had given a gift basket to the [[Mia Hamm|woman who took his virginity]]. This relic might not actually exist, as some suspect that "gift basket" is actually a [[CWC-isms|euphemism]] for [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|payment given to a prostitute]]. Alternatively, some suspect that Chris had [[List of Chris's lies|made up]] the story of how he lost his virginity and that it didn't happen at all.


==Misc.==
His friend, Seamus Campbell, then posted on Facebook that he wanted to help Chris.
* [[Patti Chandler|Patti's corpse and doghouse]] - Chris's beloved dog who is buried in the Chandlers backyard under her doghouse.
* [[Hair|Locks of Chris's hair]] - Probably the only Relic to have been obtained by trolls which actually comes from Chris's own body.
* Gift Basket of Fail - In a [[:File:Virginbreaker.png|private facebook note]], Chris said that he had given a gift basket to the [[Mia Hamm|woman who took his virginity]]. This relic might not actually exist, as some suspect that "gift basket" is actually a [[CWC-isms|euphemism]] for [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|payment given to a prostitute]]. Alternatively, some suspect that Chris had [[List of Chris's lies|made up]] the story of how he lost his virginity and that it didn't happen at all.
* [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Voodoo-Wise|Vodoo torture chamber]] Chris used black magic to curse some of the people he didn't like by putting voodoo like effigies in a chamber.


==Trans==
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian. I know the truth and I am going to go up there and try to enlighten them to who you really are. Let me,know where and when. I will head there now}}
* The [[Un-clit]] - A piercing on Chris's [[:wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] that was made on 15 September 2014. Chris believed that this piece of metal will be useful to him should he engage in [[:wikipedia:tribadism|tribadism]] with a female.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> It later became inflamed, prompting Chris to re-pierce it, and then later on remove it.
{{quotebox|If you read the screen caps, you'd learn where they say they're gonna be. Changing the minds of a huge group of hate-filled, stubborn people is as difficult as life itself.}}
* The [[self-inflicted taint wound]] - This time, Chris, not content with a mere piercing, took a knife and '''sliced his taint open'''. He then had to be persuaded to get medical care by the very people who troll him.
{{quoteboxgreen|Well I am hoping maybe I can help out a few. You have a court date or something? Need acharacter witness?}}
* Samples of Chris's [[Semen]] - a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw video] that was uploaded on 26 February 2016 reveals that Chris has been saving samples of his semen and storing them in his home fridge. In the video Chris showed two samples of semen, one that was produced recently and [https://kiwifar.ms/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWaGaBf7.png&hash=d898fbfa3c196d9601d96f5c237a8ee8 another one from 18 May 2015].
{{quotebox|I promise to let you know if a character witness would help closer to the date. Thank you.}}
* [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]] - A bra that Chris wears to keep his [[manboobs]] in check. He believes that everyone will be turned [[Homos|gay]] if they don't wear one, too.
* [[Unicorn cosplay]] - A set of unicorn ears, a horn, and a tail that Chris got at [[BronyCon]] 2017. Chris has since worn these accessories outdoors, and even to church, where he was asked to remove it.
* [[Chris_and_health#Hormone_treatment|Oestrogel/Hormones]] - Chris takes HRT in order to become more womanly.
* [[July_2016_Facebook_posts#Christine.27s_Driver.27s_License_and_Woman.27s_Card|Hillary Clinton Woman card]] - A card Chris uses to prove that he is- in fact- a woman.


==Defense==
Unsurprisingly, Seamus didn't help to handle the campaign, which leads to more Twitter and Facebook posts by Chris. But that was just the beginning......
* [[Pocket knife]] - A knife that Chris can't handle at all.
* [[Pepper spray]] - A weapon of self defense that Chris has used [[26_December_2014|illegally]] in the past.
* [[Baseball bat]] - Chris has carried this around as a self defense weapon in the past, noting his own paranoia.  


==Inventions==
==The Background==
[[File:Tesla.jpg|thumb|[[wikipedia:Nikola Tesla|Nikola Tesla]], another famous inventor who had a mental disorder. The similarities end at this point. However, Chris does have [[Things Chris has ripped off|one thing]] in common with Thomas Edison...]]
Two days later, Chris posted some posts:


{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.|Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia [[Mailbag]].}}
{{quote|According to the Forums, the Trolls are planning to do their flyer distribution on June 2, 2012. One group will be working at [[Fashion Square]]; the other will be stapling/taping on telephone poles, windows, bulliten boards, etc. Shaemus, if you can get a group of your friends to handle the first group, everyone else can disperse as they go. Any additional ideas and friends to quell this mal-content deed would be appreciated.|Chris.}}


Chris is truly a renaissance man, with many '''inventions''' to his credit. He draws [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], makes [[YouTube|videos]], is an accomplished [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|singer]], models sculptures out of [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]], provides voices for the [[Official Videobooks]], and much more. But being the [[David Alan Chandler|second]] son of the outstanding inventor [[Bob Chandler]], the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no [[Fapcup|cup]] from which to [[Recycling|drink]] his [[Semen|navy]]), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invent. Thus, Chris added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."
The next day, Chris then uploaded another screencap from the forum and posted:
{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY, ANYONE who happens to be at [[Fashion Square|FASHION SQUARE]], any [[McDonalds]], either Krogers, Wal-Mart, etc, DESTROY ANY OF THEIR POSTERS/FLYERS, PLEASE!!!


In [[November 2009]], Chris received an [[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor|e-mail]] from a [[Troll|fan]] roleplaying as the late Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|in the past]] (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his [[Chris and art|"artistic equal"]], and asked if the [[autistic]] [[Chris and English|genius]] has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, Chris could not allow even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field. Chris was quick to assure Mr. da Vinci in his [[Mailbag]] reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.
[[File:ChrisScreencapPoster01.png|300px]]}}


'''The Four Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler'''
After 2 days of his friends not responding at all to these posts, Chris then whined on Facebook about it. You know, because Chris is serious fucking business in Charlottesville that anyone who sees these posters will immediately ban him.


'''I.''' The "One set of Inventions" including:
{{quotebox|I Truly, Really, Greatly, from Past Experiences included, HATE [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|Graduation Day]]! <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
*[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]];
{{quotebox|Why is anyone NOT responding or Caring of the Hate Poster Campaign? This is VERY SERIOUS, People!}}
*[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]];
Kim Wilson, another friend on Facebook, posted:
*City of [[CWCville]]. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and [[Chris and Copyright|incredibly derivative ones]], at that.) Of course, given [[Chris and reality|Chris's tenuous grasp on reality]], he may not realize this.
{{quoteboxgreen|I'm sure others care(I sure do!), we just don't know what we can do to help. The only thing the rest of us can do is contact authorities if we catch somebody putting the posters up.}}
{{quotebox|So, everybody, do That, Please!}}
Of course, no one in the right mind would go outside just to take the effort of finding anyone trying to put anti-CWC posters, catching them and contacting the authorities. It's worth noted that Chris expects his friends to help him but Chris will do nothing except to stay indoors and playing his [[PS3|video games]].


'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card games#Pokémon TCG|Pok'emon]] [sic] Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos; he merely put them together.
{{quotebox|Their Goal with this is to get me banned from EVERYWHERE in [[Charlottesville]]! And I can NOT move back to Midlothian!}}
Chris then posted another reply to this post as a response:
{{quotebox|I got news for you, Midlothian beats Charlottesville on things to do and sights, hands down! Even Staunton pales in comparison to C-Ville.}}
{{quotebox|How would YOU feel if you were not Legally allowed ANYWHERE in your hometown, or the town you currently reside in?}}


'''III.''' The [[Dating education|Dating Education Class]], which is purely theoretical, and therefore hasn't even been invented yet. 
==The Photoshops==


'''IV.''' The [[iDea Book Case]], whose main purpose is to store Chris's iOS products, Chris has two of them.
6 days later, which is on 26 May, Chris began to panic even more when obviously photoshopped anti-CWC posters began to appear on the CWCki Forums. As Chris was [[naïve]], he was utterly convinced they were real. Chris posted screencaps of the supposed posters and wanted people to go the location to confirm they were real though Chris had already decided the entire thing was on Facebook.  


==Shrines==
{{quotebox|Among the posts, I have found photographs of locations from around C-Ville, including this most recent one, in their string on the Plot on June 2, which I pray to prevent or counter.  
* [[The Wall of Originals]] - A monument to the wastes of time known as Chris's original ''Pokémon'' cards.
* [[Megan Shrine]] - Chris's display of his disturbing obsession with the one [[Megan|girl]] he thought he truly had a chance at, but [[She Came for CWC|never will]].
* Jakoba shrine - Chris possibly has a shrine to Jacob Sockness' OC Jakoba, an all powerful being that is trying to stop the [[Dimensional Merge]].


== References ==
Can anyone confirm if this photo is true or false, for real, please?
<references/>


{{Relics of Fail}}
[[File:ChrisPoster06.jpg|300px]]}}


[[Category:Hobbies]]
Even his friend [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] could not convince him the whole thing was a joke. Any time she said they were fake, Chris said something to the effect of “prove it”. The irony is that Chris was posting pictures of the supposed posters he wanted nobody to see on his own Facebook proving once and for all that nobody trolls Chris more than Chris himself.
[[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]
 
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
Unsurprisingly, and again, Chris decided that the [[GAMe PLACe]] must be behind the plot. He demanded his friends to go there and find out any info they can from [[Michael Snyder]] and his “cronies” and search for any CWC posters they may have. Because it makes total sense that Michael Snyder would decorate his store with pictures of someone he wants nothing to do with. He was adamant that they would not mention him AT ALL. Perhaps in a rare moment of common sense, Chris realized that sending people to harass someone who has a pending court case against him was not a good idea.
 
{{quote|Also, I have read that they meet, or hang out at least, at C-Ville's Club 216 bar; anyone who can infiltrate and confirm with more details from those Trolls would be appreciated too.|[[Sonichu 0|GO! MY FRIENDS! GO OUT AND INFILTRATE TO THE EXTREME!]]}}
 
==“T” Day==
 
On the day the trolls joked they would begin their campaign Chris posted that he was hiding in his house and was keeping an eye on the local news because anything to do with Chris is big news. He once again demanded everyone go out and tear down any anti-CWC posters and “arrest” those responsible. He warned people to be on the lookout for pickle suited trolls. Chris also seems to think the trolls carry weapons for some reason. He also believed the trolls would actually pay money to hire a sky writer. Chris’s posts that day shifted from him wanting people to take down the trolls to whining about how nobody cares about him even if he was dead. Anna once again tried to explain to Chris it was fake but Chris refused to listen unless she had “intel” to offer him.
 
==Aftermath==
 
2 days later Chris posted a bizarre public note on facebook titled “to the trolls.” He begrudgingly admitted he had been fooled again, again. Chris stated he at some point during the whole fiasco he had called the Police. In a pathetic attempt to sound superior and tech savvy to the cwcki forums he claimed he was reading the posts through a certain users account. In other words he searched someone’s post history. Chris lashed out at the forums for not following through on their threats and called them “lying, cheating bastards” and he was growing tired of their “shit lies.” This definitively shows that while Chris may not be as visible as he once was he is still as gullible and paranoid as ever and that it is possible to troll Chris without even intending to troll him.

Revision as of 11:45, 9 August 2020

One of the Photoshop posters which Chris freaked out over.
THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
“ Crap! They may have hired a Skywriter. ”
One of Chris's hilarious responses to the campaign.

It was May 2012, with Chris’s impending trial of 28 October 2011 coming up soon, a few users of the CWCki Forums joked among themselves about starting a poster and flyer campaign to get Chris convicted on 2 June 2012. Little did they know they were being watched, as Chris often browses the forum obsessively, he thinks that this campaign is actually TRUE and HONEST, leading to hilarious Twitter and Facebook posts as he believed that he had just discovered a major troll plot.

Not only his responses to the campaign are a good example of how naïve Chris is, it's also interesting to point out that how just a few posts in a forum could cause Chris to view the trolls as people with costumes, armed with weapons. When he expects his friends (or in his point of view, imaginary personal army) to help him to handle the situation, what does he do? Just stay indoors and play his PS3. Moreover, when one of his currently best friends, Anna McLerran, tried to save Chris from his paranoid delusions, Chris just ignored her and continued to whine about the obviously fake campaign. Which shows how Chris treats his friends.

The Beginning

“ If ANYONE can be where they are talking about to stop them and/or destroy their posters, please do. Making their plot public will likely hinder their enthusiasm and give up the plot, but JUST IN CASE. ”
Chris's initial response to the campaign.
“ I just read their responses; I am getting mixes signals. The earliest response post quoting my screen caps stated that it was a ruse, but after that, they are talking about still going ahead with the plot for real. Please keep your eyes open if y'all are in the mall or Rio Hill. ”
Another initial response by Our Pet Lolcow.

On 15 May 2012, after seeing the posts on the forum, in Classic Chris form, all Chris could think do was go on to Facebook and Twitter and scream at his friends to go do something about it, expecting them to handle the situation.

Anna, one of Chris's friends, replied:

Christian, have you considered contacting NBC-29 about all this? They can run a news story on you and expose the truth so that any lies that are attempted to be spread are shot down immediately.

As Chris is getting more paranoid since he was trolled, he actually thought that some of the trolls are employed there. He even contacted his lawyer, Rob Bell, about this.

The media will not be any help, especially since some of the Trolls ARE employed therein and/or have greater influence that will ONLY make matters worse. I have informed Rob about this, and I am certain his influence will be greater recognized where applicable, and he can offer more ideas for a solution.

His friend, Seamus Campbell, then posted on Facebook that he wanted to help Chris.

Christian. I know the truth and I am going to go up there and try to enlighten them to who you really are. Let me,know where and when. I will head there now
If you read the screen caps, you'd learn where they say they're gonna be. Changing the minds of a huge group of hate-filled, stubborn people is as difficult as life itself.
Well I am hoping maybe I can help out a few. You have a court date or something? Need acharacter witness?
I promise to let you know if a character witness would help closer to the date. Thank you.

Unsurprisingly, Seamus didn't help to handle the campaign, which leads to more Twitter and Facebook posts by Chris. But that was just the beginning......

The Background

Two days later, Chris posted some posts:

“ According to the Forums, the Trolls are planning to do their flyer distribution on June 2, 2012. One group will be working at Fashion Square; the other will be stapling/taping on telephone poles, windows, bulliten boards, etc. Shaemus, if you can get a group of your friends to handle the first group, everyone else can disperse as they go. Any additional ideas and friends to quell this mal-content deed would be appreciated. ”
Chris.

The next day, Chris then uploaded another screencap from the forum and posted:

SERIOUSLY, ANYONE who happens to be at FASHION SQUARE, any McDonalds, either Krogers, Wal-Mart, etc, DESTROY ANY OF THEIR POSTERS/FLYERS, PLEASE!!!

ChrisScreencapPoster01.png

After 2 days of his friends not responding at all to these posts, Chris then whined on Facebook about it. You know, because Chris is serious fucking business in Charlottesville that anyone who sees these posters will immediately ban him.

I Truly, Really, Greatly, from Past Experiences included, HATE Graduation Day! |:(
Why is anyone NOT responding or Caring of the Hate Poster Campaign? This is VERY SERIOUS, People!

Kim Wilson, another friend on Facebook, posted:

I'm sure others care(I sure do!), we just don't know what we can do to help. The only thing the rest of us can do is contact authorities if we catch somebody putting the posters up.
So, everybody, do That, Please!

Of course, no one in the right mind would go outside just to take the effort of finding anyone trying to put anti-CWC posters, catching them and contacting the authorities. It's worth noted that Chris expects his friends to help him but Chris will do nothing except to stay indoors and playing his video games.

Their Goal with this is to get me banned from EVERYWHERE in Charlottesville! And I can NOT move back to Midlothian!

Chris then posted another reply to this post as a response:

I got news for you, Midlothian beats Charlottesville on things to do and sights, hands down! Even Staunton pales in comparison to C-Ville.
How would YOU feel if you were not Legally allowed ANYWHERE in your hometown, or the town you currently reside in?

The Photoshops

6 days later, which is on 26 May, Chris began to panic even more when obviously photoshopped anti-CWC posters began to appear on the CWCki Forums. As Chris was naïve, he was utterly convinced they were real. Chris posted screencaps of the supposed posters and wanted people to go the location to confirm they were real though Chris had already decided the entire thing was on Facebook.

Among the posts, I have found photographs of locations from around C-Ville, including this most recent one, in their string on the Plot on June 2, which I pray to prevent or counter.

Can anyone confirm if this photo is true or false, for real, please?

ChrisPoster06.jpg

Even his friend Anna could not convince him the whole thing was a joke. Any time she said they were fake, Chris said something to the effect of “prove it”. The irony is that Chris was posting pictures of the supposed posters he wanted nobody to see on his own Facebook proving once and for all that nobody trolls Chris more than Chris himself.

Unsurprisingly, and again, Chris decided that the GAMe PLACe must be behind the plot. He demanded his friends to go there and find out any info they can from Michael Snyder and his “cronies” and search for any CWC posters they may have. Because it makes total sense that Michael Snyder would decorate his store with pictures of someone he wants nothing to do with. He was adamant that they would not mention him AT ALL. Perhaps in a rare moment of common sense, Chris realized that sending people to harass someone who has a pending court case against him was not a good idea.

“ Also, I have read that they meet, or hang out at least, at C-Ville's Club 216 bar; anyone who can infiltrate and confirm with more details from those Trolls would be appreciated too. ”
GO! MY FRIENDS! GO OUT AND INFILTRATE TO THE EXTREME!

“T” Day

On the day the trolls joked they would begin their campaign Chris posted that he was hiding in his house and was keeping an eye on the local news because anything to do with Chris is big news. He once again demanded everyone go out and tear down any anti-CWC posters and “arrest” those responsible. He warned people to be on the lookout for pickle suited trolls. Chris also seems to think the trolls carry weapons for some reason. He also believed the trolls would actually pay money to hire a sky writer. Chris’s posts that day shifted from him wanting people to take down the trolls to whining about how nobody cares about him even if he was dead. Anna once again tried to explain to Chris it was fake but Chris refused to listen unless she had “intel” to offer him.

Aftermath

2 days later Chris posted a bizarre public note on facebook titled “to the trolls.” He begrudgingly admitted he had been fooled again, again. Chris stated he at some point during the whole fiasco he had called the Police. In a pathetic attempt to sound superior and tech savvy to the cwcki forums he claimed he was reading the posts through a certain users account. In other words he searched someone’s post history. Chris lashed out at the forums for not following through on their threats and called them “lying, cheating bastards” and he was growing tired of their “shit lies.” This definitively shows that while Chris may not be as visible as he once was he is still as gullible and paranoid as ever and that it is possible to troll Chris without even intending to troll him.

Retrieved from "http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Byzantine/sandbox&oldid=248474"