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| *Chris seems to punctuate his sentences with "YAY!" to indicate his joy, in a manner typical of a retard and/or manchild. (Special Ed on [[wikipedia:Crank Yankers|Crank Yankers]] did this a lot). [http://cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=Yay A search will confirm this.] This has been noted several times, and this attribute creeps into his creations, notably his [[Robbie|fiendish hellspawn]]. This [[Chris's mannerisms|mannerism]] should at least be on par with the [[Stress Sigh]]. Other candidates to document this include [[Slow-in-the-minds]] and [[Autism]].
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| *The [[Quizzes#CWC_Random_Humor|Random-Access Humor Quiz]] expects the player to know specific answers to complete non-sequiters without any sort of reference, i.e. read crap in Chris's head. In other words, it's not random AT ALL. Essentially, its purpose is self-defeating, but probably explained by an [[autistic]] mindset.
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| *The Seventeenth of March seems to hold some major significance for Chris, nearing February 24th in importance.
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| **It is not only the birthday of [[Patti-chan]] (1988),
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| **but also the creation date of the Sonichu character (2000),
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| **as well as his canon birthday (1988 AGAIN),
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| **[[Ivy]]'s purported birthday (1992, but we all know why [[troll|that's the case]]),
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| **Sonichu's wedding anniversary with Rosechu (2006, most bafflingly, although it DOES coincide with the day Sonichu reaches legal age, but Rosechu remained underage),
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| **and the day of the purchase of his [[PS3|Life Upgrade]] (2006 AGAIN).
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| **It also happens to be the date that Chris was kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]] and transferred to [[Wesley Memorial]] (2008),
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| **as well as the exact date he decided to threaten [[Tito]] (2010), although with that also being the 10th anniversary of Sonichu, it just might be coincidental.
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| :Just how significant is this date? Has GodBear arranged the fates so that much fail surrounding Chris occurs on St. Patrick's Day? Or does Chris have some bizarre fixation on this date, like he does with the name "[[Reginald]]"? Or is this user just [[Asperger's|seeing patterns obsessively]]?
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| *We all know that Chris believes (or until some point believed) that his failworks [[Chris and Reality|exist on a plane parallel to our own]], and does not realize that he himself is the only outlet for his characters' expressions. This is why he feels to inform us that shit already happened "off-screen". No, it's not a [[autistic|creative]] decision, it actually happened and we just need to be updated. This, of course, implies that Chris interacts with the characters on a daily basis and is constantly in contact with them. One could only shudder at the manchild speaking into thin air, asking an invisible Sonichu how his family is doing. Indicative of [[wikipedia:schizophrenia|schizoid behavior]], if anything. This has even more alarming implications when he plays the characters themselves in that grating squeaky voice. The horrorshow that is [[A Sonichu Day]] illustrates this in action, but the most telling example is in the [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|tirade against Liquid]], where Chris uses Rosechu's voice/persona to explain that she got married and had kids. One could not help but wonder if Chris actually believes Rosechu is saying these things as he vocalizes those words. If true, this could be a sign of [[30 August 2009|dissociative identity disorder]], where Chris at the moment believed he was Rosechu. In any case, any true and trained psychologist has a lot on his or her hands.
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| :Alternatively, taking the Occam's Razor explanation (read: Chris is a retard), it could just be a case of childhood [[naive|naiveté]] gone on for too long. Children play-act all the time, but only for fun, and can generally discern between their fantasy characters and real life.
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| *Chris has obvious gender identity issues. That has not gone around un-noticed by the trolldom, but has yet to receive a centralized article. The [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] thing obviously opens big can of worms; she's supposed to be the "sister he's never had", but more likely she's Chris's curiosity over what would happen if he was born and/or raised a girl. In Issue 9, he makes a note after <s>Sonichu's</s> his tard-rage rant on dem homos that he "would rather suffer a painful gender-change operation than be a homo." The [[Gaybian]] thing also lends credence to this: He wants to identify as a woman attracted to women despite being sexed male. Combined with his latent homosexual tendencies, I can suspect that either he wants to become a woman to justify his attraction to men, or his suppressed identity is that of a heterosexual/bisexual woman, and once he transitions ''she'' will be able to love men as normal.
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| *We all like to ridicule Chris for being a [[pedofork]] despite tenuous evidence of this. But observing the [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|only video]] that shows him having offense to [[Guro|child abuse]], I can't help but wonder if he's actually disgusted by CP in and of itself, or is he taking more offense to:
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| **His creations being portrayed contrary to his ideals
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| **The <s>personification</s> furfagificaton of his ideals of childhood innocence doing not-so-innocent things, or
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| **The idea of [[Sonichu]] as the perfect family man, and the idea of his nuclear family as the perfect familial experience being threatened
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| :than any inherent revulsion to Loli-Shota-Guro. Keep in mind that his morality is NOT focused on the welfare of others, but the perfection of an ideal as espoused by television. If we are to assume the worst of Chris (which we ususally do anyway), then Sonichu committing Soneefuck is not AWWWWRIGHT because it involves subjecting sexuality to someone that cannot comprehend it (Remember, Chris himself is favor of sex ed for young children "because they'll end up seeing it anyway"), but because Sonichu is a good daddy like Desi Arnaz and Peter Griffin (apparently an obsession with Meg hasn't shown Chris that Peter constantly mistreats her) and would NEVER do that to his own kiddies.
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| *Why did Chris pair up [[Punchy]] with [[Layla]], despite the former previously stating he had an attraction to [[Angelica]]? Most likely a spur-of-the-moment change, done to "symbolically" (assuming Chris is capable of parallelism) pair himself and [[Ivy]] together vicariously through their creations. Since Chris is unable to [[sex|consummate]] his character's GodJesus-foretold relationship with Ivy due to being in the Time Void, he manages to do this indirectly by having Punchy perform some Far-Eastern lovin' on Layla. Of course, off-continuity, he manages to get his avatar and Ivy doing the (really fucking nasty) [[Giant Penis Comic|nasty]] anyway. Layla's fate after the Ivy saga scuttled is unknown. It's certainly possible that Chris will get Punchy to dump the bitch to reflect his "real-life" "falling-out" with Ivy. Or even more poetically, she will die in an elevator accident in a giant wall of text, but not before she craps out an egg that hatches into another ripoff of something that catches Chris's fancy.
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| *It's well-known that Chris fails completely and utterly at [[Chris and writing|Show-don't-tell]]. All the sonichus and rosechus (ESPECIALLY the [[Women's rights|latter]], oh GodBear) have almost nothing distinguishing them from each other, aside from faction/alignment (good vs. villain). All they have are "Informed Attributes", in which Chris says a character has such attributes but never backs it up with an example. The only things that can be discerned (with or without Chris confirming them outright) are:
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| **Punchy is obsessed with Samurai Pizza Cats and other TV crap
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| **Angelica loves using religious platitudes (not to be confused with actual religious devotion)
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| **Magi-chan is serious and unconcerned with frivolity (he is never seen smiling or joking)
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| **Jamsta is a totally cool and radical, dude! Cowabunga! (Although it isn't clear whether it is a radio persona or he really acts that retarded)
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| **Christine is a self-absorbed and narcissistic (in the literal sense) bint who is seldom seen without a mirror and grooming herself
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| **Post-Simonla, Wild is a vengeance-obsessed psycho who is even willing to exploit his own daughter to get his revenge
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| **Post-Naitsirhc Black Sonichu's got a badboy image (warranted or otherwise) to maintain, despite his own unremarkable personality
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| :See, this is simply from subtextual reading alone! I'd like to term several of these "accidental personality traits", as it seems unlikely that Chris intended to make most of these personality distinctions without [[autism|stating them outright]]. Maybe we've underestimated Chris, and he's capable of showing some degree of Show-don't-tell after all.
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| == Stupid questions I ask == | | == Stupid questions I ask == |
