Difference between revisions of "Donald Duck impersonation"
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
{{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchusNews7.htm</ref>.}} | {{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchusNews7.htm</ref>.}} | ||
{{quote|I...oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th- that was | {{quote|I... oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th- that was Hell...|[[Clyde Cash]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}} | ||
[[Chris]] is pretty good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]].''' That is, a [[autism|deranged]], syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at | [[Chris]] is pretty good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]].''' That is, a [[autism|deranged]], syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at [[Wendy's]], he was actually fired for this impersonation. Because it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim. | ||
This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind chicks dig | This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind chicks dig terrifying impersonations of Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual [[honest content]] that he subjects women to. He probably misunderstood some advice suggesting that showing off one's talents is a good way to get a girl's attention, so Chris believes that he has a talent for impersonation. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice [[china]]. | ||
Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst [[Mass debating|masturbating]]. | Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst [[Mass debating|masturbating]]. | ||
| Line 16: | Line 16: | ||
==Chris talks to ducks== | ==Chris talks to ducks== | ||
Chris mentioned that he talked to ducks in a park when [[Megan]] stood him up on their "date", implying that he used the same Donald Duck imitation routine to break the language barrier.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2005-2006]]</ref> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
| Line 25: | Line 23: | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan]] | [[Category:Chris-chan]] | ||
[[Category:Hobbies]] | [[Category:Hobbies]] | ||
Revision as of 23:23, 12 December 2010
| “ | Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an offensive joke. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack! | ” |
| Dating tips from the guru, Sonichu's News Dash[1]. | ||
| “ | I... oh my God, I'm shaking. What was that voice? Th- that was Hell... | ” |
| Clyde Cash[2] | ||
Chris is pretty good at impersonating Donald Duck. That is, a deranged, syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. Although unlikely, some trolls maintain that when he worked at Wendy's, he was actually fired for this impersonation. Because it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.
This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and suggests other people to use it when hitting on women. Apparently, in Chris's mind chicks dig terrifying impersonations of Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual honest content that he subjects women to. He probably misunderstood some advice suggesting that showing off one's talents is a good way to get a girl's attention, so Chris believes that he has a talent for impersonation. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice china.
Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst masturbating.
The impersonation
Chris talks to ducks
Chris mentioned that he talked to ducks in a park when Megan stood him up on their "date", implying that he used the same Donald Duck imitation routine to break the language barrier.[3]