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[[Image:139-CWCsDarkGlare.jpg|thumb|He thinks it's cool]] | [[Image:139-CWCsDarkGlare.jpg|thumb|He thinks it's cool]] | ||
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{{Quote|Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?|Anonymous, [[Common Questions]].}} | |||
{{Quote|[[Virgin with rage|Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact.]]|[[Chris]], in answer to the above.}} | |||
The verdict is in. You gonna get [[rape]]d. | The verdict is in. You gonna get [[rape]]d. | ||
[[Chris]] seems to employ multiple '''stares''', all trying to project a different emotion and all nearly identical to each other, a la Derek Zoolander. He has used them to display anger, frustration, romantic interest, or sometimes an intentional lack of emotion, almost like an autistic variant of a poker face. Like many of Chris's strange [[ | [[Chris]] seems to employ multiple '''stares''', all trying to project a different emotion and all nearly identical to each other, a la Derek Zoolander. He has used them to display anger, frustration, romantic interest, or sometimes an intentional lack of emotion, almost like an autistic variant of a poker face. Like many of Chris's strange [[mannerisms]], this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; autistics tend to have difficulty understanding and expressing the kind of non-verbal social cues that are second nature to most people. | ||
Chris may think that his stare is a sexy and seductive gaze or an intimidating glare that will force his adversaries into submission, but to ordinary observers, it invariably comes across as creepy or out-of-place. | Chris may think that his stare is a sexy and seductive gaze or an intimidating glare that will force his adversaries into submission, but to ordinary observers, it invariably comes across as creepy or out-of-place. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Creepy-Stare3.jpg | Image:Creepy-Stare3.jpg|Stare variant #35. | ||
Image:Creepy-Stare5.jpg | Image:Creepy-Stare5.jpg|This is what you see when you die. | ||
Image:Creepy-Stare1.jpg | Image:Creepy-Stare1.jpg|He can see into your soul. | ||
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|You just know he's planning [[Rape|something]] based on that expression. | Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|You just know he's planning [[Rape|something]] based on that expression. | ||
Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|This photo almost makes you feel sorry for [[Anna McLerran|that bitch]]... | Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|This photo almost makes you feel sorry for [[Anna McLerran|that bitch]]... | ||
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|Learning at an [[1980s|early age]]. | Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|Learning at an [[1980s|early age]]. | ||
File:ModNation Racers 110.JPG|He even incorporates it into [[Video games|video games]] | File:ModNation Racers 110.JPG|He even incorporates it into [[Video games|video games]]. | ||
Image:0777-CWConbed.JPG|Possibly the most frightening [[Nudes|clothed]] image of Chris. | Image:0777-CWConbed.JPG|Possibly the most frightening [[Nudes|clothed]] image of Chris. | ||
Image:Whatthefuckiswithhisrighteye.jpg|Srsly, what the fuck is with his right eye? | Image:Whatthefuckiswithhisrighteye.jpg|Srsly, what the fuck is with his right eye? | ||
Image:Csof111.JPG | Image:Csof111.JPG|The emotion he's trying to convey here is "[[Chris and anger|anger]]" | ||
Image:295.jpg | Image:295.jpg|Are those a pair of bongos? | ||
Image:Chris2.jpg|For some strange reason or another, Chris thinks his gaze is sensual. | Image:Chris2.jpg|For some strange reason or another, Chris thinks his gaze is sensual. | ||
Image:Cwc_csof.JPG | Image:Cwc_csof.JPG|Dude...I can feel the cosmos... | ||
Image:1240785819569.jpg|BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. | Image:1240785819569.jpg|BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. | ||
Image:Creepychris.jpg|CHIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAA... | Image:Creepychris.jpg|CHIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAA... | ||
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File:Simonlaweed.jpg|Dat Face. | File:Simonlaweed.jpg|Dat Face. | ||
File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris as he's about to molest his birthday presents. | File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris as he's about to molest his birthday presents. | ||
File:Strangle that Frieza.JPG | File:Strangle that Frieza.JPG|An angry man. | ||
File:Myspace.jpg|The stare has the power to shine in even the [[Chris's room|darkest caves]]. | File:Myspace.jpg|The stare has the power to shine in even the [[Chris's room|darkest caves]]. | ||
File:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|[[Bob]] can do it too! | File:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|[[Bob]] can do it too! | ||
File:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg| ...So can [[Barb]]! | File:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg| ...So can [[Barb]]! | ||
File:Creepy boat.jpg|[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] (after [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking your boat]]) | File:Creepy boat.jpg|[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]] (after [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking your boat]]). | ||
File:AHikeStare.jpg|He can do it while driving, too! | File:AHikeStare.jpg|He can do it while driving, too! | ||
File:Chris_in_his_Escort_creepy_smile.jpg | File:Chris_in_his_Escort_creepy_smile.jpg|Somehow the smile makes it worse. | ||
File:100 2299.JPG|Why, Chris? Why? | File:100 2299.JPG|Why, Chris? Why? | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Pedo-Glasses]] | *[[Pedo-Glasses]] | ||
*[[Claw of Fail]] | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* [http://cwcstare.ytmnd.com/ Chris-chan stares into your soul.] | *[http://cwcstare.ytmnd.com/ Chris-chan stares into your soul.] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0KPHqjwZw Tribute to the creepy stare.] | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0KPHqjwZw Tribute to the creepy stare.] | ||
{{Mannerisms}} | {{Mannerisms}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Creepy stare}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Creepy stare}} | ||
[[Category:Mannerisms]] | [[Category:Mannerisms]] | ||
Revision as of 11:02, 10 August 2011
| “ | Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman? | ” |
| Anonymous, Common Questions. | ||
| “ | Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact. | ” |
| Chris, in answer to the above. | ||
The verdict is in. You gonna get raped.
Chris seems to employ multiple stares, all trying to project a different emotion and all nearly identical to each other, a la Derek Zoolander. He has used them to display anger, frustration, romantic interest, or sometimes an intentional lack of emotion, almost like an autistic variant of a poker face. Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his autism; autistics tend to have difficulty understanding and expressing the kind of non-verbal social cues that are second nature to most people.
Chris may think that his stare is a sexy and seductive gaze or an intimidating glare that will force his adversaries into submission, but to ordinary observers, it invariably comes across as creepy or out-of-place.
Gallery
Stare variant #35.
This is what you see when you die.
He can see into your soul.
You just know he's planning something based on that expression.
This photo almost makes you feel sorry for that bitch...
Learning at an early age.
He even incorporates it into video games.
Possibly the most frightening clothed image of Chris.
Srsly, what the fuck is with his right eye?
The emotion he's trying to convey here is "anger"
Are those a pair of bongos?
For some strange reason or another, Chris thinks his gaze is sensual.
Dude...I can feel the cosmos...
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
CHIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAA...
In the dark...
- Creepystare.jpg
...Even from within the Abyss.
Dat Face.
Chris as he's about to molest his birthday presents.
An angry man.
The stare has the power to shine in even the darkest caves.
Bob can do it too!
...So can Barb!
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (after sinking your boat).
He can do it while driving, too!
Somehow the smile makes it worse.
Why, Chris? Why?
See also
External links
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