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[''We are looking at a screen. The Nintendo Gamecube logo appears. Then the Nintendo logo.''] | [''We are looking at a screen. The Nintendo Gamecube logo appears. Then the Nintendo logo.''] | ||
Chris [''voice-over'']: Nintendo! | '''Chris''' [''voice-over'']: Nintendo! | ||
[''We see the introductory screen for Animal Crossing. A bear named Maple appears. Her words appear on the screen.''] | [''We see the introductory screen for Animal Crossing. A bear named Maple appears. Her words appear on the screen.''] | ||
Maple: Hello. So you’re all ready to go out on the town, honey? It’s 3:39 p.m. on July 23rd, 2009 in Slot A’s CWCville right now. Shall we get started? | '''Maple:''' Hello. So you’re all ready to go out on the town, honey? It’s 3:39 p.m. on July 23rd, 2009 in Slot A’s CWCville right now. Shall we get started? | ||
Player: Yes! | '''Player:''' Yes! | ||
Maple: By the way, what’s your name again? | '''Maple:''' By the way, what’s your name again? | ||
Player: Sonichu | '''Player:''' Sonichu | ||
Maple: That’s right! Sonichu! Of course I remember. I could never forget you! All right, I need to get things ready for you. It will only take a second, so hang on. I’m preparing CWCville for you. Do not turn the power off or remove the Memory Card! Thank you for waiting. I hope you enjoy your time in CWCville. | '''Maple:''' That’s right! Sonichu! Of course I remember. I could never forget you! All right, I need to get things ready for you. It will only take a second, so hang on. I’m preparing CWCville for you. Do not turn the power off or remove the Memory Card! Thank you for waiting. I hope you enjoy your time in CWCville. | ||
[''We are now in the Animal Crossing version of CWCville. A character is staring at items on a table.''] | [''We are now in the Animal Crossing version of CWCville. A character is staring at items on a table.''] | ||
Chris [''voice-over'']: Hmm. Have you ever wanted to find something to buy, but when you did, when you forgot how, where, how you, but then you uh, well, fear no more, loyal Sonichu fans! ‘Cause here at the CWCville Outlet and Deluxe Department Bureau, we have so much official Sonichu merchandise that you will just freak out, and have to buy a lot of it. And so come, come on down here so might, so I can uh, don’t have to come right over to you there. Eh. This message brought you, to you by Christian Chandler, Sonichu Productions. | '''Chris''' [''voice-over'']: Hmm. Have you ever wanted to find something to buy, but when you did, when you forgot how, where, how you, but then you uh, well, fear no more, loyal Sonichu fans! ‘Cause here at the CWCville Outlet and Deluxe Department Bureau, we have so much official Sonichu merchandise that you will just freak out, and have to buy a lot of it. And so come, come on down here so might, so I can uh, don’t have to come right over to you there. Eh. This message brought you, to you by Christian Chandler, Sonichu Productions. | ||
[''Jump cut to Chris in the flesh, standing in his room.''] | [''Jump cut to Chris in the flesh, standing in his room.''] | ||
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[''appears to press answering machine button''] | [''appears to press answering machine button''] | ||
Kacey [''voice-over'']: Oh, um, hi, uh, this is Kacey. Um, I know you don’t know me. [''to people in background''] Quiet! Yeah, I’m really calling him. [''back to Chris''] So um, anyway, I found your number, and um, I just wanted to call and say hey, ‘cause um, I think you’re kind of sweet, um, and I was just thinking, you know, ‘cause what the trolls are doing is really horrible. I know we don’t have many sweet guys around, so um, you know, maybe we could be friends, and I can help you with the tough times, and, ‘cause, you know, you look like you need a friend. And you make me laugh. You’re so funny. [''giggles''] Um, this is really embarrassing. I don’t usually do this for people online, but um, just call me back maybe, um, OK, if you want. Um, my number should be on your caller ID, and um, I guess, well, as you would say, peace and bye! | '''Kacey''' [''voice-over'']: Oh, um, hi, uh, this is Kacey. Um, I know you don’t know me. [''to people in background''] Quiet! Yeah, I’m really calling him. [''back to Chris''] So um, anyway, I found your number, and um, I just wanted to call and say hey, ‘cause um, I think you’re kind of sweet, um, and I was just thinking, you know, ‘cause what the trolls are doing is really horrible. I know we don’t have many sweet guys around, so um, you know, maybe we could be friends, and I can help you with the tough times, and, ‘cause, you know, you look like you need a friend. And you make me laugh. You’re so funny. [''giggles''] Um, this is really embarrassing. I don’t usually do this for people online, but um, just call me back maybe, um, OK, if you want. Um, my number should be on your caller ID, and um, I guess, well, as you would say, peace and bye! | ||
Chris [''who has been starring at the camera looking extremely smug'']: Well, well, I’ll just let y’all judge on that one for yourself. [''flashes peace sign''] Peace.}} | '''Chris''' [''who has been starring at the camera looking extremely smug'']: Well, well, I’ll just let y’all judge on that one for yourself. [''flashes peace sign''] Peace.}} | ||
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[''Chris is sitting in his room''] | |||
[''voice-over'']: Captain’s Log, Stardate, July 26th 2009. | |||
[''Chris speaks''] Hello my loyal fanbase. I have some exciting news to be announced. I just recently heard from an independent game company who wishes to pick up my Sonichu character and make it into a video game! This is going to be the uh, true and honest Sonichu game. It is in the works, and I signed on a very tasty contract with them for a large sum of money, which I do not feed overly comfortable discussing right now, because this uh, large amounts of money may uh, influence how the women see me as a person, and prevent me from finding my true sweetheart. Hmm. But uh, I did find this on my answering machine uh, when I got up, when I got up, when I got up in the morning, this morning. | |||
[''pretends to press answering machine button''] | |||
'''Kacey''' [''voice-over'']: Um, hi, it’s Kacey again. Um, thanks for returning my phone call. I’m really sorry I missed yours. Um, so yeah, I was a little apprehensive about calling someone who I’ve never talked to from online, but you know, I thought you might be different, and I’m really glad that I was right. So yeah, I would love to talk again. Um, I’m out of class for the rest of the day, so just give me a call back, I’ll be around. So, I can’t wait to talk to you. Peace! | |||
[''Liquid is ecstatic.''] | |||
Hmmm. That’s uh, you know what, I am very excited today, because of my lifelong dream is finally coming true. [''sounding like Kermit''] Hooray! The uh, game company has told me uh, that as of uh, right now, the uh, they want me to uh, not give, give away too much uh, info, and they had me sign a uh, a NDA, which is a uh, as they put it uh, a non-disclosure agreement. However, they uh, did ag-, they did agree to allow me to tell you the title of the game and what system it’s uh, comin’ out for. [''brings up big envelope and pulls out papers''] Yeah. Uh, it says, it says here that uh, they are very pleased to pick up my series and will be showing it off at the uh, Austin GDC, Game Developers’ Conference, in September! [points into camera] Yeah, so uh, just want y’all to know that it’s comin’ along well for me, despite all those slanderous trolls and impostors. My dreams are finally coming true. Look for “Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles” in a store near you ex-, exclusively for the X-Box 360. While I do not personally own a X-Box 360 yet, they have promised me to give me one for free, and uh, have assured me that it is not as bad as I thought in the past. Hm. | |||
Oh, uh, to that overweight troll who keeps trying so hard to impersonate me, please understand, I am a high-functioning autistic male, and please stop interfering with the sale, with the sales of my Sonichu franchise. It is my main source of income, and my parents need to be supported on it. Uh, don’t, don’t be so naïve to think that I don’t know what you’re up to. | |||
Well, I hope y’all are uh, having as good of a week as I have. To my true supporters, thank you, and peace. | |||
[''jump cut''] | |||
And, to the rest of your, you slanderous trolls, [''holds foot up to camera''] kiss my game-making foot!}} | |||
===NOT Forced to Say this at All...=== | ===NOT Forced to Say this at All...=== |
Revision as of 14:46, 19 April 2015
The following videos were uploaded by Liquid Chris during June and July 2009.
Antebellum Messages
The following videos were made before Solid Chris discovered and denounced Liquid Chris, and are mostly topical parodies of Solid's videos from the same timeframe.
CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!
CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!! | |
Stardate | 21 June 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Other | Liquid's first video after his "return" to YouTube. |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous n/a |
next New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
I am Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. This is my First Video in a Long Time and it is because I was Uploading more videos to Youtube recently, but due to their HONEST CONTENT they were DELETED before any of my fans could SEE THEM! |
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New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC
New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC | |
Stardate | 30 June 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Other | Dedicated to Spazkid |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!! |
next Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hello to all the Sonichu Loyal Fans out there, waitng on Poor Ol' Me to make a video for y'all. Here's da update and NO I will NOT COMMENT ANYMORE on the Clyde Controversy. Stay Safe, and Straight.
PS: No updates on my Future Sweetheart Hayden Panettiere, yet, so do'nt ask. Peace |
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Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art
Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art | |
Stardate | 3 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Other | First video, where he denounces the troll pretending to be him. |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC |
next Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hey y'all, do not pay any attention to those DENOUNCED fakeries on My Former Account. They are patently false, and I still am looking for a Boyfriend-free Gal Pal. Also, I have Some Fan Art to show y'all that I have gotten over the last few days from the Loyal Base. |
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Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal
Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal | |
Stardate | 5 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() ![]() |
Other | Musical number / remix of a video made by the troll |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art |
next ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!! |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hello, all, I have been Correponding with a New Friend and Gal-pal who has Asked me to put this on my Channel. Seeing as I have yet to Get One Ounce of Vagina, I must follow her Every Wish. Peace.
CWC |
ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!
ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!! | |
Stardate | 11 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Other | Video is directed at Chris Crocker |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal |
next Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
This user has Harassed me for such that long time, please Hack His Account for REVENGE. CWC |
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The CWCivil War
Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY
Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY | |
Stardate | 21 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!! |
next Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hello, Loyal Sonichu Fanbase, I went to Otackon Last Weekend and Made A Lot of MONEY off of my Official Stuff. I will set a Website up soon with Buying Information. |
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Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau
Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau | |
Stardate | 23 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Other | This video marks the first appearance of Kacey. |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY |
next A Preview of a Surprise |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hey y'all, don't Worry, the Site will be Up Soon. I am Auctioning a Special Mediallion here: *EBAY LINK* as it has been the TRUE and ORIGINAL medallion before, and it is For Sale For a Good Cause: Children with Cancer.
Stay True and do not LISTEN to IMPOSTORS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. CWC |
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A Preview of a Surprise
A Preview of a Surprise | |
Stardate | 24 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau |
next Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hi y'all, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE! Yes, it Is What You Think It Is.
Oh, and Look at this Patriotic Poster Dis'ing the TROLL. http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2720/tgtdfw4.jpg Stay True. CWC |
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Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things
Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things | |
Stardate | 26 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous A Preview of a Surprise |
next NOT Forced to Say this at All... |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Hello, again, Loyal Fans,
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE Gal-Pal Kacey and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future. Stay True. CWC |
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NOT Forced to Say this at All...
NOT Forced to Say this at All... | |
Stardate | 27 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things |
next That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Yes, I am NOT Leaveing Clues in the Video as to what is REALLY Going on. Yes, that is Something I am CERTAINLY NOT Doing.
CWC |
That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again
That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again | |
Stardate | 27 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous NOT Forced to Say this at All... |
next More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
You Want Proof? Listen to This. http://www.mediafire.com/?llrlpmmemfz
It's that CLYDE CASH Again, the Very Same who has Been Trolling Me my entire Adult Life |
The Phone Call with Clyde
Clyde Cash blackmails Liquid Chris | |
Stardate | 27 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | Liquid must announce that he's gay, or his mother's retirement fund will be all gone. |
Featuring | Liquid, Clyde Cash |
Saga | ![]() |
Audio Recordings | |
previous n/a |
next n/a |
More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)
More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) | |
Stardate | 29 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again |
next Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS! |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
The IMPOSTOR Ian Brandon Anderson (Possibly Clyde Cash) sent me THIS:
"You are NOT GOING TO REPLY, Much less COME AND FACE ME! If You Can Not even TAKE THE TIME TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, then I'm just going to have to REPORT YOUR SORRY ASS TO MY DETECTIVE; HE WILL BE ON YOUR SORRY ONE FASTER than a Sonic-Boom. Nice Doll.
Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, Virginia 22968 434-990-0198
HE DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT THE END. What a TROLL. Also, Shout-Out to my Sweet Peach, Kacey, I will Post her Account Later. CWC |
Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!
Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS! | |
Stardate | 31 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Performance Style | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Shirt | ![]() |
Liquid Chris' videos | |
previous More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) |
next C.W.C. SingStar Challenge #1: You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Bonjour, Loyal Amigos. (Random-Access Humor Joke!)
I am Successful as Ever and no TROLLS and their Cohorts will OVERTAKE Me. He is TROLLIN' STUPID. Also, MidnightKissable (Kacey, my Heartsweet) I LOVE YOU! Clyde Cash is a Good Man. Stay True, and Peace! And Love. CWC |
⇐ NONE | CWCivil War! | SingStar Challenge ⇒ |