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[[File:ChrisPizza.gif|right|A shining example of Chris's exquisite table manners. Note the way he shoves the food down his mouth with his hands, not even bothering with a fork, knife or plate, and chews with his mouth open.]] | [[File:ChrisPizza.gif|right|thumb|A shining example of Chris's exquisite table manners. Note the way he shoves the food down his mouth with his hands, not even bothering with a fork, knife or plate, and chews with his mouth open.]] | ||
'Tis another fine day...for REVEALING! 'Cuz I have not heard 'nything from [''applies pedo-glasses''] Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! [''Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV''] | 'Tis another fine day...for REVEALING! 'Cuz I have not heard 'nything from [''applies pedo-glasses''] Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! [''Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV''] | ||
Revision as of 20:03, 28 April 2015
Christopher Paul Whitney reveal is a video leaked to YouTube by CWCki user Dinglebear on 30 August 2011. Part of the Calling Out series, Chris deflates the big fat balloon of Alec Benson Leary a day ahead of schedule, then proceeds to spend the remainder of the video mocking Alec by beatboxing, eating a cheap microwave pizza, and calling Alec fat whilst assuring everyone he's thin.
| Christopher Paul Whitney reveal | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Food
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| Performance Style |  Smug,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Asperchu,  Tomgirl
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| Shirt |  The Happy Jack
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Response to ADF |
next Cakefarts |
| “ | He's fat, Iiiiii'm THIN! | ” |
Transcript
'Tis another fine day...for REVEALING! 'Cuz I have not heard 'nything from [applies pedo-glasses] Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! [Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV]
Alec Benson Leary. His real name is Christopher Paul "Fatman" Whit-neeyyy! From Antonio Tetsas--San Antonio, Tetsas. Age: 36. Unemployed and on welfare! His interest include: hot tubbing, video games, retirement, Xbox, folk music, theft and frauuud, milk, comics, and dip. Aannnnd [operatic] eating onliiiiine!
He's responsible for Asperchu, Asperpedia, and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of Sonichu and--and Asperchu somewhere else. He also has ties wit da Game Place, do-nay-shins and and what not.
Yeah. He's that famous, hot-tubbin' fat man on youtube, makin' mud...and, guess what, eating online! And recently, he ate a whole block a cheese! [operatic] A whole block of cheeeeeeese~!
[MC CWC breaks it down]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, oh yeah!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh, yeah!
And now for the salt on the wound! I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time! To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed microwaveable pepperoni pizza! And un can of teeeea! Let the fiest begin!
[Chris devours the pizza, munching on it for a minute before holding up the remains to the camera, enjoying the hell out of that pizza] Cheesy goodness, within the crust! [Chris eats the rest, cleans his hands with a paper towel, and drinks what appears to be a can of Brisk tea] Mmm, that was good!
[MC CWC brings the remix]
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh yeah, but a big difference!
He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!
And believe it or not, he's even fatter than Surfshack Tito! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! [Chris mimes a balloon being popped] Stay tuned.
Fatman's Response
It was later proved that Fatman was not Alec, and that he was telling the truth about his true identity (Christopher Paul Whitney). Much like Chris, Fatman also has an internet cult following, as he has made hundreds of videos in which he eats vast quantities of food on camera, argues with his parents, finds the light of god and in several occasions vomits on himself while taking a bath (seriously, [it's] [fucking] [nasty]).
| CWC is a dumb ass | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 14 January 2012 |
| Saga | Asperchu, Tomgirl
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| “ | Christian Weston Chandler or "CWP" or "C" or whatever his dumbass name is, is a dumbass folks. | ” |
In addition to "CWC is a dumb ass", Alec also posted a video to Ustream of him eating a stick of butter in which he called out Chris.
Transcript
Hi folks. Fatman here again, and I just wanna say that Christian Weston Chandler or "CWP" or "C" or whatever his dumbass name is, is a dumbass folks. And he's a dumbass 'cause he thinks I stole some Sonichu shitty characters or he thinks I'm Alec Benson Leary but I ain't no Alec Benson Leary, my name's Christopher Paul Whitney folks. And I live in Rutland, Vermont, not San Antonio, Texas. This guy is such a fuckin' dumbass folks, oky-day? And um, and uh he's a dumbass and uh, I did not steal his "Sonichu" and I am not Alec Benson Leary, I am Christopher Paul Whitney. So in conclusion: Christian Weston Chandler is a dumbass. And he should stop being a fucking idiot. Until next time, aussie dossie. Bye now.
Sources
| ⇐ Response to ADF | Chris's videos | Cakefarts ⇒ |