Difference between revisions of "Future message from Crystal W Chandler"
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Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant. | Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a [[Wikipedia:Fluorescent Adolescent|fluorescent adolescent]], a direct descendant, and not the only attendant. | ||
There is one other. [[Crystal]]. | [[Star Wars|There is one other.]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. | ||
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There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo. | There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[shadow]]: a lovely combo. | ||
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this | There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the [[Virginia|Jim Crow plateau]]. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, [[God]] bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all... | ||
difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all... | |||
[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | [''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | ||
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly | ...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly [[Wikipedia:Sharpie (marker)|Sharpies]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== |
Revision as of 08:40, 5 April 2019
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-Magical Man recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
Identity of the Man
Video
Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
Performance Style | Crazy Reason Comedy |
Saga | Merge |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes |
Transcript
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
See Also
⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | ⇒ |