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'''Christian Weston Chandler''', the very creative genius behind [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is a high functioning [[autistic]] male who has a simple goal of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] into a [[sweetheart]] to give birth to a sweet baby girl whom he shall dubly name [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (which has a ring to it and is similar to his own).
The '''self-inflicted taint wound''' (or '''Un-Clit 2.0''') is the result of Chris's attempt to deal with his [[gender dysphoria]] issues using [[magical thinking]]. On the evening of 23 [[July 2016]], following several months of believing that he was magically undergoing sex-reassignment through listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos, Chris sliced his taint open with a knife in an attempt to expedite the transformation. On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced in a Facebook post that he had grown [[China|vaginal labia]] from his hypnosis regimen.


Despite being a creative young man who is good and respects the ladies, his life is unfairly tormented by Internet [[trolls]], the most being the notorious [[Clyde Cash]], to whom it is advised to give a swift kick in da bawls to if you ever meet him.
Pictures revealed by Chris exhibited how badly he was handled what could have evolved into a life-threatening infection: he is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina. Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine – something ''no'' trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He then deleted all related posts in an attempt at damage control. [[Marvin]] confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and people hassled him into ''finally'' admitting that his "labia" was in fact a wound.


 
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Revision as of 23:21, 16 June 2024

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The self-inflicted taint wound (or Un-Clit 2.0) is the result of Chris's attempt to deal with his gender dysphoria issues using magical thinking. On the evening of 23 July 2016, following several months of believing that he was magically undergoing sex-reassignment through listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis videos, Chris sliced his taint open with a knife in an attempt to expedite the transformation. On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he had grown vaginal labia from his hypnosis regimen.

Pictures revealed by Chris exhibited how badly he was handled what could have evolved into a life-threatening infection: he is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina. Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine – something no trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He then deleted all related posts in an attempt at damage control. Marvin confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and people hassled him into finally admitting that his "labia" was in fact a wound.

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