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'''Autism Tutorial Part 6''' is yet another non-interactive level in [[Chris]]'s so-called [[Autism Tutorial]] series. Chris starts off by once again complaining about the dreaded [[friend zone]], and how it restricts his access to [[china]]. The whole thing then devolves into a rant that echoes an earlier sentiment that Chris wants a cure for [[autism]]. The level ends with him finally returning the dance to [[Tiffany Gowen]] he expected to give her last year, via a [[LittleBigPlanet]] cutscene. Despite thousands of levels of free dancing sackboys to steal, Chris awkwardly (and possibly realistically) portrays the dance with one controller for almost a minute and a half. The level doesn't end properly, proving Chris's [[Fail|mastery]] of LittleBigPlanet's editing software.
'''Autism Tutorial Part 6''' is the sixth and final in a [[Autism Tutorial|series]] of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' levels [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[February 2011]]. Chris starts off by once again complaining about the dreaded [[friend zone]], and how it restricts his access to [[china]]. The whole thing then devolves into a rant that echoes an earlier sentiment that Chris wants a cure for [[autism]]. The level ends with him finally returning the dance to [[Tiffany Gowen]] he expected to give her last year, via a ''LittleBigPlanet'' cutscene.


==Video==
==Video==
 
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
[[File:TiffanyTriesToGetAway.png|thumb|Pretty much what would have happened had there been a reunion.]]


At this point, you would think I would be hap- a happier [[autistic]] person, right? Finally having the wom- the woman of my life to be here by my side, and care about each other and such for the rest of our lives? ([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) But, the truth is, for real... [[Mic]] and I, we don't hang out in person as much as we should be. Only phone conversations, and the few times we did hang out. And she does not know that many people here in [[Charlottesville]]. All things appreciated in our friendship... Mic is just ''too busy'' to help me best. (stress-sigh)
At this point, you would think I would be hap- a happier [[autistic]] person, right? Finally having the wom- the woman of my life to be here by my side, and care about each other and such for the rest of our lives? [''[[stress sigh]]''] But, the truth is, for real... Mic and I, we don't hang out in person as much as we should be. Only phone conversations, and the few times we did hang out. And she does not know that many people here in [[Charlottesville]]. All things appreciated in our friendship... Mic is just ''too busy'' to help me best. [''stress sigh'']


''(A text message appears reading "I'm sorry, Mic. You did what you could, and I always will appreciate it all. Good work, and thank you, friend.)''
''[Subtitle: I'm sorry, Mic. You did what you could, and I always will appreciate it all. Good work, and thank you, friend.]''


Another thing about us autistic people, we do not like to be [[Chris|alone]] quote-unquote twenty-four-seven. We need the emotional support of a [[Gal-Pal|true friend]] constantly and in person. Also on another note, apparently [[Monthly Tugboat|government funding]] goes more towards physical health over [[Slow-in-the-minds|mental health]]. The brain is a part of our body, and not just any part, the most vital part! Why do we treat the rest of our body parts, which essentially ''alone'' are [[Chris|brainless]], better than our one actual central processing unit that is not brainless? As a part of the body, funds should be equally distributed, or equally divided, between both [[Duck|physical]] AND [[Autism|mental]] health. So that the cures for mental illnesses, including autism, can be found!
Another thing about us autistic people, we do not like to be alone quote-unquote "twenty-four-seven". We need the emotional support of a [[Gal-Pal|true friend]] constantly and in person. Also on another note, apparently [[Monthly Tugboat|government funding]] goes more towards physical health over [[Chris and psychology|mental health]]. The brain is a part of our body, and not just any part, the most vital part! Why do we treat the rest of our body parts, which essentially ''alone'' are brainless, better than our one actual central processing unit that is not brainless? As a part of the body, funds should be equally distributed, or equally divided, between both physical AND mental health. So that the cures for mental illnesses, including autism, can be found!


It just makes me feel sad and furious at this time. I for one [[Lies|actually appreciate]] a true and full good quality friendship. Yet in a world full of [[Chris|sick-minded]] people one can only detest, I feel so [[Stress|paranoid]] of a number of [[Trolls|people]]! And I feel uncertain of most anyone I could ever trust, an- or feel at ease around! The social [[Homos|phobias]], I can no longer [[Chris and Religion|tolerate]]. Which is why, unlike the autistic people, who pitifully accept it as a forever-lasting curse, I for one seek a cure! On the day a resolution to re-establishing all connections in our brains, with thorough corpus callosum repair, and such, I, Christian Weston Chandler will be there among the first in line to take the life-changing autism cure I have desired for soo long! To establish a quicker, more socially-active mind, a great sense of self-esteem, a great sense of self-reliance, a great sense of self-confidence, total independence, and freedom from the thorns of autism of any kind or sssort!
It just makes me feel sad and furious at this time. I for one [[Lies|actually appreciate]] a true and full good quality friendship. Yet in a world full of sick-minded people one can only detest, I feel so [[Stress|paranoid]] of a number of [[Trolls|people]]! And I feel uncertain of most anyone I could ever trust, an- or feel at ease around! The social [[Homos|phobias]], I can no longer tolerate. Which is why, [[Chris and His Ego|unlike the autistic people, who pitifully accept it as a forever-lasting curse, I for one seek a cure!]] On the day a resolution to re-establishing all connections in our brains, with thorough corpus callosum repair, and such, I, Christian Weston Chandler will be there among the first in line to take the [[Pixelated PS3|life-changing autism cure I have desired for soo long]]! To establish a quicker, more socially-active mind, a great sense of self-esteem, a great sense of self-reliance, a great sense of self-confidence, total independence, and freedom from the thorns of autism of any kind or sssort!


...The life... only an autistic person can ever dream of. I am Christian Weston Chandler, and this has been an autism tutorial. Thank you, and have a good and safe day.
...The life... only an autistic person can ever dream of. I am Christian Weston Chandler, and this has been an autism tutorial. Thank you, and have a good and safe day.


''(A text-only section follows as Sack-Chris fondles and [[Rape|gropes]] a poor defenseless Sack-Tiffany, who struggles in vain to free herself from Sack-Chris's clutches.)''
''(A text-only section follows as Sack-Chris [[Kacey#Kacey Date Log|fondles]] and [[Megan_emails, 2005-2006#Pinned against the wall|gropes]] a poor defenseless Sack-[[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], who struggles in vain to free herself from Sack-Chris's clutches.)''


A little Extra for the Real Tiff, who Graduated with me from Manchester High's Class of 2000. Among all of my Gal-friends, she understood me the most. I really, truly would love a chance to hang out with her and talk and whatever. It really would mean a lot to me. If you are watching this, Tiff, I miss you a lot: Please, come and hang out with me for a while.
''[Subtitles: A little Extra for the Real Tiff, who Graduated with me from Manchester High's Class of 2000. Among all of my Gal-friends, she understood me the most. I really, truly would love a chance to hang out with her and talk and whatever. It really would mean a lot to me. If you are watching this, Tiff, I miss you a lot: Please, come and hang out with me for a while.]''


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Latest revision as of 18:31, 18 August 2024

Autism Tutorial Part 6 is the sixth and final in a series of LittleBigPlanet levels Chris uploaded on 13 February 2011. Chris starts off by once again complaining about the dreaded friend zone, and how it restricts his access to china. The whole thing then devolves into a rant that echoes an earlier sentiment that Chris wants a cure for autism. The level ends with him finally returning the dance to Tiffany Gowen he expected to give her last year, via a LittleBigPlanet cutscene.

Video

Autism Tutorial Part 6
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Stardate 13 February 2011
Subject Matter AutismAutism Autism, GalpalsGalpals Gal Pals, SexSex Sex, Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style RageRage Rage, ReasonReason Reason, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie saga
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Transcript

Pretty much what would have happened had there been a reunion.

At this point, you would think I would be hap- a happier autistic person, right? Finally having the wom- the woman of my life to be here by my side, and care about each other and such for the rest of our lives? [stress sigh] But, the truth is, for real... Mic and I, we don't hang out in person as much as we should be. Only phone conversations, and the few times we did hang out. And she does not know that many people here in Charlottesville. All things appreciated in our friendship... Mic is just too busy to help me best. [stress sigh]

[Subtitle: I'm sorry, Mic. You did what you could, and I always will appreciate it all. Good work, and thank you, friend.]

Another thing about us autistic people, we do not like to be alone quote-unquote "twenty-four-seven". We need the emotional support of a true friend constantly and in person. Also on another note, apparently government funding goes more towards physical health over mental health. The brain is a part of our body, and not just any part, the most vital part! Why do we treat the rest of our body parts, which essentially alone are brainless, better than our one actual central processing unit that is not brainless? As a part of the body, funds should be equally distributed, or equally divided, between both physical AND mental health. So that the cures for mental illnesses, including autism, can be found!

It just makes me feel sad and furious at this time. I for one actually appreciate a true and full good quality friendship. Yet in a world full of sick-minded people one can only detest, I feel so paranoid of a number of people! And I feel uncertain of most anyone I could ever trust, an- or feel at ease around! The social phobias, I can no longer tolerate. Which is why, unlike the autistic people, who pitifully accept it as a forever-lasting curse, I for one seek a cure! On the day a resolution to re-establishing all connections in our brains, with thorough corpus callosum repair, and such, I, Christian Weston Chandler will be there among the first in line to take the life-changing autism cure I have desired for soo long! To establish a quicker, more socially-active mind, a great sense of self-esteem, a great sense of self-reliance, a great sense of self-confidence, total independence, and freedom from the thorns of autism of any kind or sssort!

...The life... only an autistic person can ever dream of. I am Christian Weston Chandler, and this has been an autism tutorial. Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

(A text-only section follows as Sack-Chris fondles and gropes a poor defenseless Sack-Tiffany, who struggles in vain to free herself from Sack-Chris's clutches.)

[Subtitles: A little Extra for the Real Tiff, who Graduated with me from Manchester High's Class of 2000. Among all of my Gal-friends, she understood me the most. I really, truly would love a chance to hang out with her and talk and whatever. It really would mean a lot to me. If you are watching this, Tiff, I miss you a lot: Please, come and hang out with me for a while.]

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