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According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both. | According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both. | ||
Note that the pictures were not taken in | Note that the pictures were not taken in Chris's [[Chris's room|room]], but his family's filthy [[kitchen]]. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Latest revision as of 02:40, 30 June 2025
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| “ | Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury | ” |
| Chris on Officer Nasty.[1] | ||
Officer Nasty was Chris's only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for Kimmi) and the only janekop that he trusts.
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)
According to Chris, Officer Nasty did suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his massive girth, his bent duck, or both.
Note that the pictures were not taken in Chris's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
Gallery
Chris's Adam & Eve receipt for one of his Officer Nasty dolls.
Fanart of how Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.
