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|imagecaption = | |imagecaption = How could any of God and Jesus' own female creations deny this beautiful, true, honest, and autistic snowflake? | ||
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Chris uploads his first video since the Ivy debacle, in which he Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK". | |text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Chris uploads his first video since the Ivy debacle, in which he Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK". | ||
|link = CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters }} | |||
|link = CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters | |||
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|text = Today was also the day, in '''[[Pre-1980|1536]]''', that Anne Boleyn was beheaded. She was survived by her only child, Elizabeth, who became the [[Virgin]] Queen of England. In spite of this, Chris would claim Anne as his ancestor [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|471 years later]]. | |||
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|text = Today was also the day, in '''[[2017]]''', that Chris's cat Sorbet was hit by a car. | |||
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|text = Today was also the day, in '''[[2023]]''', that Chris purchased his newest iteration of Son-Chu, the Chevrolet Aveo. | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:37, 19 May 2024
Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his first video since the Ivy debacle, in which he Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
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Today was also the day, in 1536, that Anne Boleyn was beheaded. She was survived by her only child, Elizabeth, who became the Virgin Queen of England. In spite of this, Chris would claim Anne as his ancestor 471 years later.
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Today was also the day, in 2017, that Chris's cat Sorbet was hit by a car.
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Today was also the day, in 2023, that Chris purchased his newest iteration of Son-Chu, the Chevrolet Aveo.
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