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Since his discovery on the Internet through [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he became more vocal about politics. In the [[Dimensional Merge| post-Merge era]], he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy [[Messiah complex|pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world]].


Behold the mistake of God. '''Ian Brandon Anderson''' (who purports to be born '''[[CChanSonichuCWC|Christopher Weston Chandler]]]''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a perverse, [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[niggos|racist]], overweight, delusional "[[autism|high-functioning autistic]]" [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and claims to be creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a brilliant crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] created by the true Christian Weston Chandler, [[CChanSonichuCWC]].
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He goes by many names, including "Ian," "[[Christopher's name change|Irwin]] Ian Brandon Anderson," and simply "Ian". He is unusually proud of his initials "IBA" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns of the phrase "I be a".
 
Ian's adult life has been largely defined by his goal of stealing ''Sonichu'' to turn it into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] white girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up| sweetheart from the ground-up]]."
 
In late [[2007]], Ian became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his impersonation of Chris, wearing his own homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his laughably childlike ripoff artwork about his unoriginal Sonichu attempt, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. Ian's reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. Yes, friends, it gets far worse.
 
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Latest revision as of 23:25, 19 September 2024

Chris Chad Sonichu.jpeg

Since his discovery on the Internet through 2017, Chris has been quite vocal about his political views. He was once a moderate and then leaned left. Following his shift in gender identity from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he became more vocal about politics. In the post-Merge era, he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world.

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