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[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|200px|left|CURSE YOU, IAN, FOR TRYING TO STEAL CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER.]]
On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. In [[2024]] Chris began to be spotted in [[Finland]] and at [[conventions]].


Behold the mistake of God. '''Ian Brandon Anderson''' (who purports to be born '''[[CChanSonichuCWC|Christopher Weston Chandler]]]''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a perverse, [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[niggos|racist]], overweight, delusional "[[autism|high-functioning autistic]]" [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and claims to be creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a brilliant crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] created by the true Christian Weston Chandler, [[CChanSonichuCWC]].
Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by [[Flutter]], which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].


He goes by many names, including "Ian," "[[Christopher's name change|Irwin]] Ian Brandon Anderson," and simply "Ian". He is unusually proud of his initials "IBA" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns of the phrase "I be a".  
These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest.


Ian's adult life has been largely defined by his goal of stealing ''Sonichu'' to turn it into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] white girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up| sweetheart from the ground-up]]."
('''[[Sightings|More...]]''')
 
In late [[2007]], Ian became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his impersonation of Chris, wearing his own homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his laughably childlike ripoff artwork about his unoriginal Sonichu attempt, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. Ian's reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. Yes, friends, it gets far worse.
 
('''[[Ian Brandon Anderson|more...]]''')
 
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Latest revision as of 11:36, 4 May 2026

Chris and Flutter in Finland April 2024 Zenzei sighting (cropped).jpg

On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart.

These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest.

(More...)

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