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Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] with the intelligence of a "cinder-block" who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion. She was dead. [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Or so they thought]]...
'''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts on his mother]] where he was held without bond from 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]] - when he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] - and again from 3 [[May 2022]] until he was released from custody on 27 [[March 2023]]. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from [[14 Branchland Court]].


She was originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', until [[Chris]] instead added breasts and a [[china]] and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest "Simon the Rosechu", ''la'' being the [[Spanish]] word for "the"; cf. [[Megagi La Skunk]].
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Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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