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'''2014''' has been quite the rough year for [[Chris]]. Starting off [[2011|like]] [[2012|previous]] [[2013|years]], not much had happened, nor really expected, until a [[Chris and health|coffee maker in the lower bathroom]] of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler household]] had started an electrical fire; thus, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning down most of the property]]. Chris, his [[Barbara|mother]], and a few remaining [[Clover and Snoopy|pets]] managed to escape, but were left in a [[Rental House|temporary home]] for the time being. Things went quiet for the few months that followed the inferno, until Chris had once again become active that summer, when he began petitioning off and bidding [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original artwork]] on [[eBay]], [[Craigslist]], and other auctioning sites. With [[List of places that have banned Chris|mixed results]], it seemed Chris may have been recovering, both [[Chris and money|financially]] and [[Chris and art|in his self-entitled career]].


Unfortunately, it didn't last long, as by late summer/early fall, Chris had apparently found himself a new [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|sweetheart]], whom was expected to be yet another [[Chloe|fabricated]] [[Ivy|lover]]. This speculation was met by even more false hope, in the form of "[[I Love You, Catherine]]", Chris's first video of 2014, addressed to (yet again) a new relationship he had apparently been in. It was later proven in [[November 2014|November]] that '[[Catherine]]' was in fact a [[Troll|troll]] persona, misleading Chris into a gradual bout of [[Stress|depression]]; also known as [[Weening|weening]], a practice which has been highly frowned upon by the [[CWCki Forums|community]].
The '''Father Call''' is a [[Phone calls|phone call]] that occurred on 4 [[November 2009]]. In this call, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Solid Chris]] spends 2 hours on the phone with '''Matthew Devoria''' (born [[1957]]), the father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]], and a retired {{w|United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine}} who served in the {{w|Gulf War}}. Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the dad of his sweetheart by boasting of his now-legendary [[honest]]y, before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.


With only a month left in the year, it seems that this may be Chris's lowest point, yet. And while his [[Chris and his ego|egotism]] still shines through a bit in recent months (such as with his irrational boycott of ''[[Sonic]] Boom''), many have come to simply pity Chris for everything that's gone on in his life, as of now.
Their conversation is illuminating. What follows is probably the bluntest personal assessment Chris has ever received to date: Matt berates Chris for his [[Monthly tugboat|laziness]], [[Chris and his ego|egotism]], [[Chris and kindness|lack of empathy]], [[Chris and reality|inability to grow up]], [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]], [[obesity]], [[Women's rights|treatment of Kacey]] and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial [[chores]], [[CWC Fighter|mowing the lawn]] and ''[[Tour of Chris's House|cleaning the house]]''. He also claims to be [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and that he [[Guitar Hero|exercises]] [[Mass debating|regularly]], as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and shoving [[Barbara Chandler|vegetables]] [[Homos|down his throat]].


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The Father Call is a phone call that occurred on 4 November 2009. In this call, Solid Chris spends 2 hours on the phone with Matthew Devoria (born 1957), the father of his would-be sweetheart Kacey, and a retired U.S. Marine who served in the Gulf War. Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the dad of his sweetheart by boasting of his now-legendary honesty, before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.

Their conversation is illuminating. What follows is probably the bluntest personal assessment Chris has ever received to date: Matt berates Chris for his laziness, egotism, lack of empathy, inability to grow up, unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, treatment of Kacey and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial chores, mowing the lawn and cleaning the house. He also claims to be strong and that he exercises regularly, as well as eating healthy by going to McDonald's only once per week and shoving vegetables down his throat.

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