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The '''Attraction Sign''' was used by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] during his [[Love Quest]] to get the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s. Incredibly, the sight of a [[Chris and health|fat, sweaty, smelly manchild]] soliciting sex with a piece of cardboard has not enticed any ladies to date.
'''Finland''' (Finnish: ''Suomi'') is a northern European country which borders [[Russia]], {{w|Norway}} and [[PewDiePie|Sweden]]. [[Chris]] has traveled to the country on at least seven occasions since [[2024]], making it the only place outside the [[United States]] which he is known to have visited (not counting [[Dimensions|interdimensional]] [[CWCville|excursions]]). On the first four trips, he was spotted with [[Flutter]] at shopping centers in the capital city of '''{{w|Helsinki}}'''. On the fifth trip, he was spotted shopping with Flutter at a market in '''{{w|Rauma, Finland|Rauma}}'''.


An early version ran "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", but more information about Chris (and demands about his partner) soon found their way onto the Sign. All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[house fire]] of [[2014]].
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Chris and Flutter at Linnanmäki 30 April 2024 (cropped screencap).jpg

Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least seven occasions since 2024, making it the only place outside the United States which he is known to have visited (not counting interdimensional excursions). On the first four trips, he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki. On the fifth trip, he was spotted shopping with Flutter at a market in Rauma.

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