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'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Like Chris's [[Bionic the Hedgehog|other]] [[Blake|lazy recolors]], his name is a [[random-access humor|lame pun]]: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'', and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with [[Mewtwo]], who is incidentally Magi-Chan's [[homos|husband]] and [[Chris and sex#Incest|father]]. He <s>is</s> [[Sonichu 10|was]] probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional [[Homos|homosexual]] undertones.
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s CPU Blue Heart be renamed.


Since mid-[[2017]], Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him [[Chris and reality|in the real world]], eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The [[Idea Guys]], injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New ''facts'' about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early [[2018]]. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was [[polyamorous marriage|his husband]], as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and one of Chris's [[Twitter]] sockpuppets, usurping [[Night Star]].
According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].


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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed.

According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".


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