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'''''Star Wars''''' is a film and media franchise created by {{w|George Lucas}} and produced his company Lucasfilm. It begun with 1977's ''Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope'', which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's ''Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back'', and 1983's ''Episode VI: Return of the Jedi''. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's ''Episode I: The Phantom Menace'', 2002's ''Episode II: Attack of the Clones'', and 2005's ''Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'', and a sequel trilogy, made up of 2015's ''Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', 2017's ''Episode VIII: The Last Jedi'', and 2019's ''Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker'', as well as a handful of spin-off films and television projects like 2016's ''Rogue One'', 2018's ''Solo'', and 2019's ''The Mandalorian''.
In [[October 2016]], Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 13 October.


The series was also parodied in a trilogy of hour-long ''[[Family Guy]]'' specials (which actually had the approval and involvement of Lucasfilm themselves), which is the most likely reason why [[Chris]] knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has [[Things Chris has ripped off|taken influence from it]] on certain occasions. He particularly likes the character Ahsoka Tano, who was first introduced as a teen girl in the 2008 animated series ''The Clone Wars''.
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|as his reaction]] to his ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]] nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous [[negotiation]] tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical nature]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|deteriorating]] [[Un-clit 2.0|sense]] [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|of]] [[Chris and reality|reality]] post-[[Tomgirl]], believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the [[JERKOPS|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|and]] [[Megan|forget]]"), and that the [[Chris in the media#New York Magazine|"Human Rights Campaign"]] would be on his side since he's now a "[[Tomgirl Saga|"L"esbian "T"ranswoman]]", the L and T from LGBTQ.


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Latest revision as of 13:22, 13 November 2024

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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