Difference between revisions of "Template:Article of the now"

From CWCki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 
(53 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:Md.PNG|125px|right]]
[[File:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|200px|right]]


The '''Father Call''' is a [[Phone calls|phone call]] that occurred on 4 [[November 2009]]. In this call, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Solid Chris]] spends 2 hours on the phone with '''Matthew Devoria''' (born [[1957]]), the father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]], and a retired {{w|United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine}} who served in the {{w|Gulf War}}. Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the dad of his sweetheart by boasting of his now-legendary [[honest]]y, before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.
[[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.


Their conversation is illuminating. What follows is probably the bluntest personal assessment Chris has ever received to date: Matt berates Chris for his [[Monthly tugboat|laziness]], [[Chris and his ego|egotism]], [[Chris and kindness|lack of empathy]], [[Chris and reality|inability to grow up]], [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]], [[obesity]], [[Women's rights|treatment of Kacey]] and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial [[chores]], [[CWC Fighter|mowing the lawn]] and ''[[Tour of Chris's House|cleaning the house]]''. He also claims to be [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and that he [[Guitar Hero|exercises]] [[Mass debating|regularly]], as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and shoving [[Barbara Chandler|vegetables]] [[Homos|down his throat]].
Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.


('''[[Father Call|More...]]''')
('''[[Chris and music|More...]]''')

Latest revision as of 00:35, 27 September 2024

CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg

Chris is a big fan of music; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is not too unconventional. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a Guitar Hero controller is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.

Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the lyrics, melodies, the pitch, and even the instruments used in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with over sixty covers, parodies, and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.

(More...)

Retrieved from "http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Article_of_the_now&oldid=327477"