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Chris describes his teeth as '''fangs'''. Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|effects]] as [[Biological clock|well]]). The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.
'''Patreon''' is a website that allows users to make donations to artists, videomakers, musicians, etc. It runs under a subscription-based system where a user can become a monthly or yearly "patron" by purchasing a type of tier, which can allow them to view exclusive content and/or see content early as run by the artist in question. Unlike other websites of its type, it has extremely liberal definitions for fundraising goals and does not impose consequences on creators who fail to deliver, making this the perfect platform for [[Chris]] to get paid without doing work.


Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.
Chris joined on 30 [[November 2016]]. He was "hesitant" to join the site. On 2 August 2021, Patreon suspended Chris in light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] leaks.


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Patreon is a website that allows users to make donations to artists, videomakers, musicians, etc. It runs under a subscription-based system where a user can become a monthly or yearly "patron" by purchasing a type of tier, which can allow them to view exclusive content and/or see content early as run by the artist in question. Unlike other websites of its type, it has extremely liberal definitions for fundraising goals and does not impose consequences on creators who fail to deliver, making this the perfect platform for Chris to get paid without doing work.

Chris joined on 30 November 2016. He was "hesitant" to join the site. On 2 August 2021, Patreon suspended Chris in light of the incest leaks.

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