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[[Image:Officer Nasty.png|thumb|Chris with Officer Nasty]]
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[[Officer Nasty]] is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|doll]] he was banging in [http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG this video] (the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!)) to date and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts...
{{quote|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}
 
[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris violently [[Chris and sex|molesting]] a [[Jerkop|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]
'''Officer Nasty''' was [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for [[Kimmi]]) and the only [[jerkop|janekop]] that he trusts.


Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''  
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''  


In all seriousness though, Officer Nasty went down in the line of duty, due to "internal injuries" according to Chris. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the "Officer Nasty" dolls" already.
According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.


Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.


{{quote|ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}
==Fanart==
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File:Officer nasty art.png|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.
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==Sauces==
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==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Sex toys]]
*[[Sex toys]]
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

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Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury
Chris on Officer Nasty.[1]
Chris violently molesting a police officer. Oh, the humanity.

Officer Nasty was Chris's only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for Kimmi) and the only janekop that he trusts.

Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)

According to Chris, Officer Nasty did suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his massive girth, his bent duck, or both.

Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

Fanart

References

See also