Talk:Mass debating

Uhh, comeuppance is the same thing as semen. Listen to the sex tapes, he says Panda will "swallow his comeuppance." "Mass debating" is what Chris calls masturbation. --Champthom 14:14, 19 February 2009 (CET)

To do

Cite the quote about Chris not learning about masturbation until age 17 (he watched some porn film, I believe it was "I Like to Play 2" on HBO while his parents were out or something like that). I believe this is something he's discussed with Julie.--Champthom 16:56, 10 March 2009 (CET)

Why was there a parental block on HBO? So they have no hygene but still feel the need to keep Chris from watching porn movies? I guess they're rednecks with standards.~User:gourmetpickle

• Timeline. I believe that based on Chris's own descriptions, he lived with his dad most of high school while his mom lived in their "country home" (their current home) in Ruckersville. In any case, they were probably clean until Chris left college and then it all went downhill. --Champthom 08:02, 12 May 2009 (CEST)

As disturbing as this sounds, I think a section on "Technique" might be in order to document the various ways we've seen/heard Chris mass debates. Based on the sex vids from PandaHalo, Chris seems to tug on his penis which isn't exactly typical, so it may be of note to document it, as putting it all in the article intro may not be the best place to do so. --Champthom 23:50, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Video

Hey, that's one of my videos! I'm trying not to sound like I have USI or anything with this, but thanks for using it. *feels honored* --Lime (Scold? | Undo?) 05:21, 12 May 2009 (CEST) Your one of those hawt emo lesbians?--Wintermute 08:55, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Misattribution

Is this a pseudo-CWCism like Niggos? Because in the citation, I see the word "mass debated" attributed to "Julie", not Chris. --SeventhBase 22:55, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

It is, and I assume the citation is meant to say that Chris mass debated to Julie. Notslowpoke 23:08, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

Julie: Once, in school, I mass...debated.
Chris: Hmm. That's no surprise. Uh, what'd you masturbate over?

No, I think that's what it says here. Chris uses the proper term throughout his chats, but somehow this BlueSpike neologism became a CWC-ism.--SeventhBase 00:43, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Huh. That is a little odd. Notslowpoke 20:21, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris uses the term earlier with PandaHalo:

21:56 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I thought of you while I mass debated last night; had you on top of me.

Penman28 17:36, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

I edited the article accordingly, since the IRC chat with PandaHalo predates BlueSpike's usage in 2009's IRC Chat. Ror 16:23, 9 November 2010 (PST)

Penile Fracture

In the artical, it is mentioned that Chris used to masterbate while laying face-down upon his bed. This may explain the origin of his penile fracture. After all, bending one's penis at an unusual angel is one of the main causes of such a condition. I am sure I have heard of this sort of thing happening before. Perhaps the theory should be mentioned in passing.

Farm Zombie 16:38, 23 January 2011 (PST)

• That theory is mentioned in the duck article. I don't see where it would fit in here, and because it's already there, I don't think it needs to be added. Freecell 16:37, 23 January 2011 (PST)