Disguises

In addition to his many other talents, Christian Weston Chandler is also a Master of Disguise. Over the years, our hero has fooled the evil trolls time and time again with his cunning disguises.

Chris's Disguises

Bill Riley

“	You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]	”
Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT CHRIS)

Bill was a 30 year-old man with a five inch cock and a "small sack, LOTS OF CUM". Bill hated Chris because he "Killed Clyde", called him a homo and even sent him a virus to take down his computer. To get revenge on the devious fat bastard, Bill entered a Secret Troll Chat and tried to set "Operation: Rape Rocky" into motion.

The Real Chris Chandler

“	I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!	”
The Real Chris (NOT CHRIS)

Chris attempted to steal another man's girlfriend by pretending to be The Real Christian Weston Chandler. The girlfriend, Kacey, spoke to Chris over the phone and was fooled by Chris's flawless impersonation of her handsome lover. Chris also uploaded a video for her where he cleverly used lighting and trick photography to hide his true identity. Fortunately for Kacey, Chris decided to reveal the truth before he had a chance to tie her up and lick his semen off her chest.

Samantha Thaddeus

“	I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps	”
Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT CHRIS)

Because Chris has a great understanding of women, his convincing impression of the young woman Samantha Thaddeus was able to fool both her father and her best gal-pal.

Carlos Chantor

“	Experienced for Her Pleasure.	”
Sexual Master Carlos Chantor (NOT CHRIS)

This handsome bachelor offered his sexual and emotional services to Boyfriend-Free Girls all over Ruckersville. Eventually he was forced into early retirement due to the stress caused by the heavy overflow of incoming China.