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'''dating_ad.mp4''', as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that [[Chris|Chris]] recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners [[virgin with rage|his situation]] and what he wants in a potential [[sweetheart]]. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning [[Chris and Race|the preferred ethnicity]] of his future girlfriend.
'''dating_ad.mp4''', as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that [[Chris]] recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners [[virgin with rage|his situation]] and what he wants in a potential [[sweetheart]]. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning [[Chris and race|the preferred ethnicity]] of his future girlfriend.


It's not known if Chris did (or intended to) use this video as self-promotion in a dating site, or had other uses in mind as part of his [[love quest]].
It's not known if Chris did (or intended to) use this video as self-promotion in a dating site, or had other uses in mind as part of his [[love quest]].
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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
"My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently [[2008|twenty six years old]]. I'm looking for a, uh, [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|boyfriend-free...woman]] to be my [[sweetheart from the ground-up]]. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...[[Chris and Race|well, jus uh..., never mind about preference]].  
"My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently [[2008|twenty-six years old]]. I'm looking for a, uh, [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free...woman]] to be my [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...[[Chris and Race|well, jus uh..., never mind about preference]].  


But anyway, uh...definitely [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[Alcohol|alcoholic]], and, uh...yeah, b-you know, just an honest, good girl to be my, to be my sweet [[Chris and English|qu-sweetheart quality]].  
But anyway, uh...definitely [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[alcohol]]ic, and, uh...yeah, b-you know, just an honest, good girl to be my, to be my sweet [[Chris and English|qu-sweetheart quality]].  


''[Silence, new recording begins]''  
''[Silence, new recording begins]''  

Revision as of 14:34, 10 February 2015

dating_ad.mp4, as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that Chris recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners his situation and what he wants in a potential sweetheart. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning the preferred ethnicity of his future girlfriend.

It's not known if Chris did (or intended to) use this video as self-promotion in a dating site, or had other uses in mind as part of his love quest.

This particular recording, albeit nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to Chris's love quest, is unique due to the fact that it took years for it to be finally discovered in November of 2011.

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Transcript

"My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently twenty-six years old. I'm looking for a, uh, boyfriend-free...woman to be my Sweetheart from the Ground-Up. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...well, jus uh..., never mind about preference.

But anyway, uh...definitely smoke-free, non-alcoholic, and, uh...yeah, b-you know, just an honest, good girl to be my, to be my sweet qu-sweetheart quality.

[Silence, new recording begins]

So, uh...yeah. [Clears throat] Send me a message if, uh, you're interested. Have a good day.

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