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[[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris is just as fail in Lego form as any other.]]
[[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris is just as fail in Lego form as any other.]]


'''Lego'''™ is a brand of plastic building block toys. They are noted for their durability and ease of use allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego<!--the plural is also "Lego"--> to put his creations into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood Christmas.
'''Lego'''™ is a brand of plastic building block toys. They are noted for their durability and ease of use allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego blocks to put his creations into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood Christmas.


== Chris Lego Brick creations ==
== Chris Lego Brick creations ==
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[[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]
[[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]


In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".<ref>Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 "6332-1 Command Post Central"]</ref> Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded 启蒙 Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the 启蒙 Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks". Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that 启蒙 Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally much poorer quality than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris, given how stupid he is.
In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".<ref>Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 "6332-1 Command Post Central"]</ref> Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded 启蒙 Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the 启蒙 Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks." Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that 启蒙 Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally much poorer quality than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.
Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]]
Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]]
Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is <b>23</b> in this photo.
Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is ''23'' in this photo.
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Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.
Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.

Revision as of 21:06, 29 January 2010

Chris is just as fail in Lego form as any other.

Lego™ is a brand of plastic building block toys. They are noted for their durability and ease of use allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Chris has relied heavily on Lego blocks to put his creations into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood Christmas.

Chris Lego Brick creations

Panoramic vista of CWCville, in all its blocky glory

Influences

Bionicle, a very successful line of sets based on the adventures of biomechanical beings each gifted with elemental powers, may have (along with Pokémon) influenced the creation of the Chaotic Combo.

启蒙 (Enlighten) Bricks Police Station set

One of these things is not like the other...

In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".[1] Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded 启蒙 Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the 启蒙 Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks." Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that 启蒙 Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally much poorer quality than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.

Gallery

Gallery of Legos

See also

Sauces

  1. Link to Peeron page on set "6332-1 Command Post Central"