RomanticLabyrinth

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What had to be done.

An Ol' Classic Dream, later renamed RomanticLabyrinth, is the tenth animation Chris posted to Flipnote Hatena. It is essentially one of Chris's sex fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based on the watery maze dream, albeit featuring (censored) genitalia (complete with erection), nipples, and china, as well as implied sex - note that this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in literally millions of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even more and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to Chris's perverse delusions, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the CWCki were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and TheCWCvilleLibrary had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever.

Video

An Ol' Classic Dream
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Stardate	June 27, 2010
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Transcript

[A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been hastily altered from a 13.]

[A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".]

[A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.]

[The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.]

[This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.]

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.]

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF FIVE MILLION...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

Music: "City in the Clouds" by Howard Drossin

Have a Good and Safe Day. Christian W. Chandler.

Later versions

The third and final version.

As any sane person would guess, the mods brought the hammer down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a casual knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to Sonichu 8) and the hard-on replaced by a strange white cloud. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a third version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

*I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE, THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO... FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION, Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!! Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People. Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on its own page. Its thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.