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Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?

I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my user page. The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --Fuckingstupid 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris and Love Suggestion?

I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --User:Bealtespip122

• Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. Chris_Pickles

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --Xanabit 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• Love quest more or less seems to cover this.--Champthom 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --Bealtespip122 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for Chris and sex. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --Schuzrum Dias 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
• well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---Basgon 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Fridays After Five yet again

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. Camelopardalis 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? CrassCrab 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
  • If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. Camelopardalis 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• No pressure. It's your prerogative. CrassCrab 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. Sully 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. Clydec 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
• Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? Camelopardalis 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --Ronichu 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--Beat 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. Camelopardalis 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
• Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? Camelopardalis 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

"fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here

Partying like it's 1937 makes me kinda sad. --Sonijew is back 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. Sully 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye Comrade T.V. Tropes, hardly we knew ye. --Sonijew is back 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. Clydec 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --Sonijew is back 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

shut up, you face Clydec 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

this community portal split idea was retarded

a very good post by clydec age 9 Clydec 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--Champthom 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Look what I did

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding unsigned comment added by SeventhBase (talk • contribs)

Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --Anonymax 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

no these are stupid Clydec 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --Fuckingstupid 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

new idea for speculation

speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something Clydec 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris and relationships

Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example Galpals "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- Miela 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

July 23 Fridays After Five

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. Camelopardalis 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --Xanabit 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Modnation Levels

I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--Beat 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --SeventhBase 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Just a question

Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--Kota88 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

• As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. Freecell 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--Kota88 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

• I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Freecell 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - CypherFDP 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)

(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--SeventhBase 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

• No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - CypherFDP 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
  • Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - CypherFDP 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
  • Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--OFSheep 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
    • Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - CypherFDP 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet?

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --Sonijew is back 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "CWCipedia states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.

• Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - Beemunk 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. LAG4U 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --MoarDesu 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to Flipnote Hatena damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. CosmicFeeling 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris's handwriting

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --GandWuser 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

2008 should be recent enough --Xanabit 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

OK thank you. --GandWuser 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

The Flipnotes should be the most recent example. --SeventhBase 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. Read it on my Userpage. --GandWuser 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

Scripts for Sonichu TAS

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? CosmicFeeling 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. Bill Lumburg 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Who are the admins on the CWCiki? CosmicFeeling 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

That would be these fine people. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --SeventhBase 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Spotted Chris at Game Stop

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. Danny 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

• Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--Blazer 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
• That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - CypherFDP 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
  • Barb definitely has AIDS. -Beemunk 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
  • This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the August 2010 article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --BreadGod 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)