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[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|Rated M for Honest Content. Also, there's probably a fair bit of hedgehog sex.]] | [[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|Rated M for [[Honest Content]]. Also, there's probably a fair bit of hedgehog sex.]] | ||
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]] | [[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]] | ||
''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. | ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' is [[Chris]]'s extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. | ||
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his [[fail|failure]] to adjust to adult life. | Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his [[fail|failure]] to adjust to adult life. | ||
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*The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in [[Sonichu_1#Episode_5:_.22Informal_Meeting.22|Episode 5]] | *The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in [[Sonichu_1#Episode_5:_.22Informal_Meeting.22|Episode 5]] | ||
*Chris's [[Gitar_of_Fail | Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest) | *Chris's [[Gitar_of_Fail | Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest) | ||
*Chris's car with a [[Vanity_Plate_of_Fail|Sonichu license plate]] | *Chris's car with a [[Vanity_Plate_of_Fail|Sonichu license plate]]. | ||
==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game== | ==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game== | ||
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Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks.
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his failure to adjust to adult life.
The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, it should absolutely never be made for the Hex Bawx.
Cover
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.
References made on box art:
- 4-cent garbage symbol underneath CWC's foot
- The cracked helmet of Mary Lee Walsh
- Merried Seinor Comic's sword arm from Sub-Episode 4
- A Delicious Wooden Badge referenced on the cover of issue #4
- The remains of the purple staff containing Count Graduon
- Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover
- The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the Robotnik medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in Episode 5
- Chris's Gitar of Fail (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest)
- Chris's car with a Sonichu license plate.
Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game
Gallery
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