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They came for CWC.

CWCRockin4Way.jpg (released officially on CWCipedia as CWCMenajAQuad.jpg) was a leaked image of Chris engaging in an orgy where Chris penetrates a "half and half" (possibly referring to her being biracial) from behind while fingering a blond woman and surprisingly, a niggo.

Some argue that this is the most controversial image in the CWC canon since ShecameforCWC.JPG. It is still less controversial in that this time, the women offended are not real, and they are entirely products of Chris's over-active over-inactive imagination - this, of course, isn't really much of a relief. Much like ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris fails in so many ways.

Analysis

Once again, when Chris attempts to do Rule 34s, he fails in VERY spectacular way. Like ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris's drawing is a very abominable piece of work. Such fails include:

• The "half-and-half" and Chris. There is NO PHYSICAL WAY that can happen. Even IF the girl was sitting on his lap, there's no realistic way for his penis to reach her vagina like that. The way it's drawn, Chris has cut himself at the waist and his duck is just STUCK in there.
• Both the "half-and-half" and the niggo are just not reacting at ALL. Compared to the blonde-haired girl, the niggo looks like she's rocking out to some music and the half-and-half is just WAITING for something to happen
• Once again, focus is made on both the medallion AND his different-colored eyes.
• In real life, Gitar of Fail and Singstar microphone (?) are not, strictly speaking, essential sex toys.
• Despite of his new-found \m/ total hardcore death heavy Guitar Hero metal \m/ lifestyle, there's still a portrait of Britney Spears on the wall, complete with "Oops!".

Appearances

The image was first leaked to the trolling public by Bryan Bash towards the end of September 2009. Chris himself officially acknowledged the image a couple of weeks later, in Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009, where he waved it about with great enthusiasm as a totem of his alleged heterosexuality. He then gave it a permanent home on CWCipedia.

Fantasy or reality?

While it's always a dicey proposition trying to draw grand conclusions from Chris's demented rants, his comments on the image suggest that he might believe he has actually performed the acts depicted. In the Captain's Log video where he gave the picture its official debut, he declares "I'm having sex with three women!" -- not "I drew myself having sex with three women," or "I'd sure have sex with three women if I ever got the chance," but "I'm having sex with three women."

It's well-established that Chris has an occasionally tenuous grasp of the distinction between fantasy and reality, especially with regards to the fictional creations that he finds most personally significant. Possibly he has reached a point where putting his fantasies down on paper is enough, from his point of view, to make them real. He at least considers the image to be indisputable proof of his straightness, alongside other random fetish objects like his Optimus Prime toy and Sailor Moon poster. In Chris's mind, it possesses a greater meaning than your average piece of terrible, terrible artwork.

Gallery

Chris is not so shallow as to be fucking three random ladies. Rather, these are members of his Guitar Hero band and they have unique personalities names.

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  Zuri Alryte: she's "All right" because she's at least half white.

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  Kera Bei: Britney's long lost twin sister?

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  Jody Zimmerman: A sistah or a brotha? You decide.

See also

• ShecameforCWC.JPG - The former state of the art in Chris-chan smut

External links

• The image on CWCipedia