Merried Seinor Comic
Merried Seinor Comic (not to be confused with the Giant Penis Comic) is possibly the most poorly spelled name in all of Sonichu, as one can't even figure out what words Chris was trying to write or what meaning they could possibly convey. Merried Seinor Comic is derived from Kirby McDerbie, who banned him from Charlottesville Fashion Square for over a year.[1]
The Merried Seinor Comic is an unusually gregarious opponent of Chris's Love Quest. He is one half of the McDuo of the City of M-C-D-Ville of the Region of Mal-Wart, along with his partner, the B-Manajerk, and first appears in Sonichu 3. He has cybernetic arms and legs and is armed with a broadsword, for no apparent reason except that it allows Chris to recreate the Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[2] Chris's version of events should be taken with a grain of salt, however, as he then proceeds to be hogtied by Bagget, hung over a pool of boiling shame and loneliness at the PVCC.
In Sonichu 7, the character is even more inexplicably described as Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby, although the "Kirby" has been removed in more recent versions. After being rescued by his family, he issues a rematch against Bagget, with strong words of Voluntarity and Valor, and then proceeds to beat him up with Psychic Punches to the gut and jaw.[3]
Why Chris uses this bizarre turn of phrase to describe him, particularly the man's seniority as a comic, is still unclear. There has, however, been speculation that Chris may have meant to say "Married Senior Comic." Needless to say, the misspelling may have been purely a result of his stupidity. It's possible that Chris named him as such because he's married and "took a pretty girl from him," he's old and Chris doesn't like old people, and because he found the real life "Merried Seinor Comic" to be much funnier than the way he was depicted in the comics.
