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Junior Jenkins, alias JenkinsJinkies (born 16 July 1995), was Chris's trollsona from May to August 2010.
JenkinsJinkies began as another CWCki account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his PS3 wasn't a bug in "PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked", a bait-page made by Clyde. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the appropriate action was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' talk page and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.
As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre Coffee Place page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in Burger King but quickly devolved into a rant against Amanda, a part-time manager who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, Bob, and other "seinors" with the adequate respect Chris thought she should. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.
Chris believed playing a troll who was legitimately afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince Clyde Cash himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several lesser trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.
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